Karl Rove is my bitch.

[Writer]

And I am Karl Rove's bitch-master.



Anyone have Photoshop handy?

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25 Dec 1950 Karl Rove born, Denver CO.

1970 Karl Rove sneaks into the campaign office of Illinois Democrat Alan Dixon and steals some letterhead. He then prints up 1,000 party invitations promising "free beer, free food, girls and a good time for nothing," which he then distributes to homeless shelters.

1971 Drops out, University of Utah.

1980 First person hired by the George HW Bush presidential campaign.

1981 Starts political consulting firm Karl Rove & Co.
Mar 1991 Testifying under oath before the Texas Senate for an appointment to the Texas State University Board of Regents, Karl Rove prefigures Bill Clinton:

SENATOR GLASGOW: How long have you known an FBI agent by the name of Greg Rampton?
ROVE: Ah, senator, it depends -- would you define "know" for me?

1993 John Ashcroft campaign pays Karl Rove & Co. over $300,000 to help with his senate race. New York Times.

1999 The George W Bush campaign effort pays Karl Rove & Co. $2.5M for July through December. According to Rove, "About 30 percent of that is postage."

1999 Sells Karl Rove & Co..

Dec 2000 Signs a campaign disclosure form, but neglects to mention he is still President of Karl Rove & Co.

Mar 2001 White House political adviser Karl Rove meets with executives from Intel, seeking approval for a merger between a Dutch company and an Intel supplier. The government rubberstamps the deal, and Rove's $100,000 in Intel stock surges.

Apr 2001 Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with Bush political advisers to discuss whether the actor should run for Governor of California in 2002. Karl Rove says "That would be really nice. That would be really, really nice."

Jun 2001 White House political adviser Karl Rove meets with two pharmaceutical industry lobbyists. At the time, Rove holds almost $250,000 in drug industry stocks.

Jun 2001 White House political adviser Karl Rove meets with a group of Muslim activists including Sami Al-Arian.

12 Mar 2000 George W Bush and his wife Laura are photographed with Karl Rove, during a campaign stop at the Florida Strawberry Festival.

30 Jun 2001 White House political adviser Karl Rove divests his stocks in 23 companies, which included more than $100,000 in each Enron, Boeing, General Electric, and Pfizer.

30 Jun 2001 The White House admits that political adviser Karl Rove was involved in administration energy policy meetings, while at the same time holding stock in energy companies including Enron.

10 Apr 2003 Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with White House political adviser Karl Rove to discuss anything other than whether the actor should run for Governor of California in 2006.

14 May 2003 During a meeting with South Korean president Roh Moo-hyun, President George W Bush brings only two officials: National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice and political adviser Karl Rove.

29 Aug 2003 Retired ambassador Joseph C. Wilson names Karl Rove as the White House insider who leaked his wife's identity as a CIA operative to the press.

28 Mar 2004 Several hundred supporters of the Development, Relief, and Education for Alien Minors (DREAM) Act pile out of school busses in front of Karl Rove's house in Washington D.C., swarming onto his front lawn and shouting for him to support the act. Rove appears briefly to order the mob off his property, at which point they rush his house, banging on the windows and doors. He finally agrees to talk to two representatives if the mob disperses; they do, and after a couple minutes of discussion he shuts the door on them midsentence.

[BlueIris]

1. That's some interesting biography of Rove you've posted.

His birthday is December 25th? Curious.

[Writer]

2. The man's an overblown chump. He's 0 for 4.

Social Security
Terri Schiavo
Filibuster ban
Bolton fast-track.

What a "political mastermind." :rofl:

[El Fuego]

3. I thought his bitch master

would be Gannon/Guckert.

[Writer]

5. No, Gannon's too easy on him.

He likes to role-play. I prefer the direct assault method.

[Tektonik]

4. Do to him what Jeff Gannon does

:D

[Writer]

6. Refer to message above.

I am the Master Bitch Master.

:smoke:

[Catherine Vincent]

7. Don't forget he was the one that mailed Bush's debate tape

to the Gore campaign. It's not proven but you know it was him. Who in the hell would want that dumbass debate tape?

[Writer]

8. Well outside the realm of being a political douche...

he ain't doing too well, is he?

[Writer]

9. Bump

Because he's STILL my bitch!