Mutton chops!

[GirlinContempt]

Does anyone on DU have mutton chops?

I think chops are sexy as hell.
I cannot resist a man with chops.

Speak up!

[scarlet_owl]

1. My husband had them for the longest time.

Now he just has regular sideburns.

[GirlinContempt]

Lucky!

[JVS]

2. I have a full beard. I could turn them into mutton chops easily

[GirlinContempt]

3. And why don't you?

That would be, as they say, hot.

[JVS]

9. I like my beard. Drunken girls compliment it when they walk near my cab

[GirlinContempt]

11. Hmmm, I see

no pics of the beard so it's hard to make a call on that one.

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. hm.

[GirlinContempt]

6. Hothothot

Would you like to go on a date?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Sure.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Really? Nice!

Now, to save up enough money for airfare

At the border:
Guard: Why are you coming to the U.S.?
Girlincontempt: I'm a sucker for sexy mutton chops
Guard: Excuse me?

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. And it would have to be when *she's* not home.

She'd probably want you all to herself, but she doesn't have any mutton chops.

[GirlinContempt]

13. Oh, thats fine

There are ways for women to... ok lets not even GO there ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Naughty, naughty.

:spank:

[GirlinContempt]

31. *touches finger to lips*

Who ME?
;)



Do you mind? :P

[JVS]

14. Are you some kind of lost Baldwin brother?

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. No.

Although my mom is pretty easy, so who knows for sure?

[RetroLounge]

44. No, that would be me...

Had muttons at one time, I'll look for the picture...

RL

[goodboy]

36. you look like a white Jimmy Smith. (nt)

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Except he could actually play the organ.

[goodboy]

38. LMAO! Yes he could.

[Reverend_Smitty]

5. how about this sexy hunk of man!

[GirlinContempt]

7. Knock off about

20 years, and I'm all up ons

[GirlinContempt]

15. Come on, there have GOT to be more of you out there

don't shatter my hopes and dreams :(

[GirlinContempt]

16. Please?

[Taverner]

17. Kinda hard to tell, but do these count?

[GirlinContempt]

18. Pic below!

they need to be longer, like this:

But still, not bad, not bad at all ;)

[tjwmason]

52. Not quite mutton-chops

But I'd certainly go for a Western Wynde Mass with them anyday (apologies if this isn't the source of your screen-name - in which case it will make little sense). :hi:

[GirlinContempt]

53. Check out

the pic in my reply.
Now THOSE are chops ;)

[BikeWriter]

19. I have some...Surrounded by my beard I haven't trimmed in years. :-)

[GirlinContempt]

20. Trim it! Show off the sexy chops!

[BikeWriter]

25. No way! I'm going for the world record beard....

The longest is seventy-two inches. I have twenty something inches grown.

[GirlinContempt]

27. Damn

:(

[BikeWriter]

47. LOL! I'm sorry, I have several years of growing invested in the beard.

[GirlinContempt]

48. Well, if you ever change your mind

go for the chops!

[BikeWriter]

49. Okay, I have had them before. My first wife's uncle was from Louisiana...

He had one of the finest pair of mutton chops either side of the Mississippi. I was into long hair, no beard, and a Fu Manchu at the time.

[GirlinContempt]

50. I'm surprised

at the amount of chop-love I've managed to find!
All this time I thought I was alone!

[JVS]

21. Why are you so keen on mutton chops anyway?

[GirlinContempt]

22. I think they're sexy

:shrug: why not?

[JVS]

23. What is it about them that you find so sexy?

[GirlinContempt]

24. I honestly have no idea

they just.... ARE

I was with a guy who had them once... he's since shaved them off, or so I hear.

Maybe it was my taste of the lusciousness of the chops, created an insatiable hunger :crazy:

[u4ic]

26. Only horse racing fans will know this one:

John "Mutton Chops" McCririck (sp?)

[GirlinContempt]

28. eeeeeeeeeeeeeek

[tjwmason]

51. eeeeeeeeeeeeeek is only the half of it

The more you know about him the more you shriek.

[GirlinContempt]

54. elucidate?

[dweller]

32. 18 years ago i did

but then, 18 years ago i also had hair :cry:


dp

[GirlinContempt]

33. Those are pretty sweet

I'd miss them too :\

[dweller]

34. why thank you Miss

i think i'll go shave on some more...

:D

dp

[GirlinContempt]

35. DO IT!

Mutton chops for all!

[dweller]

40. done

hell, the cat scratched my chin the other day anyway, and i bled like a stuck piggie... i knew i was going to have to shave it off,
for healing purposes at least.

i'll blame the cat.
dp

[GirlinContempt]

41. Pics

I demand them

[GirlinContempt]

42. Pretty please?

:)

[GirlinContempt]

39. Kick - Still need more mutton-chopped hunks

;)

[Maddy McCall]

43. Here's the finest I've ever seen.

Hugh Jackman, however his face is manicured, is yummy.

[GirlinContempt]

45. Photo not working

:(

[GirlinContempt]

46. Was it maybe this one?

or this one?


YUM


*fans self*