I went to sniffa's camp and now I'm certified GAY! Ask me anything!

[Beware the Beast Man]

[JimmyJazz]

1. How does Mrs. Beastman feel about the new you?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. She's been re-educated, too!

We're just friends now, and this morning we had bagels to celebrate.

[tjdee]

2. Did you watch a lot of Spongebob?

Because I heard he turns people gay.
:silly:

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. They taped my eyes open like on "Clockwork Orange"

and made me watch Spongebob and Teletubbies.

[terrya]

4. Joan Crawford or Bette Davis?

Welcome to our team, BtBM. :-)

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Joan Crawford- love the brows!

:D

[KG]

5. i'm so jealous - i've always wanted to be fabulous....

:(

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Oh, you ARE fabulous, miss thang!

:snapsnap:

[meegbear]

9. And what skills did you learn at camp?

[StopTheMorans]

11. .

:rofl:

[meegbear]

12. Well it is a valid question STM ...

[Beware the Beast Man]

13. I learned how to force my "lifestyle" upon others.

:D

[LynneSin]

10. Can you pm me your address so I can send you your new pets

Try to be gentle on them

[Rockholm]

14. Sniffa's giving certifications?

Cool.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. Yep! Here's the link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3447916

[sniffa]

16. are you getting your weekLy manicures?

we have to check up on our ex-straights to make sure they haven't reLapsed.

[NuttyFluffers]

17. isssn't randomly producing a ssshower of glitter amaaazzzing!?

that merit badge isss just one of my faaavesss. it'sss like you got sssuperpowersss or sssomething! makesss me feel like michael jackssson in the video game Moonwalker. Woo! Fantabuliciousssnesssesssess! *snap* /shower of glitter materializes