I can read on the toilet if I want to!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Quit warning me about Hemorrhoids! I'm going to be on there that long anyway! I might as well have something to do!!:hurts:
Duckie

[DebJ]

1. We have a three shelf stand loaded with books in our b.r.

[ismnotwasm]

2. Of course you can dear.

And you can always premedicate

[Historic NY]

3. Sanctuary ..........

a good read is a good thing.

[hfojvt]

4. you have grafitti on your toilet?

I still think it is the other way around, that the people who are in a hurry are more likely to get the 'rhoids, but it not like I read the New England Journal of Medicine when I am on the throne, so what do I know.

[ismnotwasm]

5. I have a "devil duckie" shower curtain

Amusing and relaxing

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. I've seen those...

They rock!
And so do you because you have one!
Duckie

[kodi]

7. a word of caution, don't let your legs fall asleep

if that happens you cant get enough leverage to wipe youe butt. then you'll have to crawl outside and flush your ass with a garden hose.

let me tell you, that was one painful day, yessiree and now the only thing i read while on the toilet is the back of a shampoo bottle.

[prole_for_peace]

8. use these and you won't be there long enough to open the book

extremely dangerous.