The Food Network is the Sign of the Apocalypse

[Writer]

What do you say about a nation that houses a television network committed to food and the preparation thereof? Sort of... Romanesque? Gluttonous? Heathenist?

The Food Network emerges, and it can mean only one thing: the end is nigh. Fat, pudgy Americans committed to celebrating their obese nation by heralding an entire television network committed to stuffing their faces.

This alongside the Outdoor Life Network which celebrates the physical endeavor of the human spirit.

Must we decide? Must we REALLY decide?

The End is Nigh.

Edit: to make sure that people understand: :sarcasm: :eyes:

[pnb]

1. Um, some people like to cook

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

[okieinpain]

4. thank you, I find that channel one of the better things on tv.

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. HTT.

[LynneSin]

3. Food Network makes sense - Speed Network

:eyes:

24 hours of NASCAR & Auto Racing

:eyes:

[GreenPartyVoter]

5. Don't forget the gameshow network

[BOSSHOG]

Food Shows don't lead to obesity

They lead to good food and culinary education. I like mucking about in the kitchen and find the info on some of the shows I watch quite helpful.

[KurtNYC]

6. Not the end but the beginning

of a consciousness that food can be a big part of joie de vivre.

This is a nation that drinks beer and almost everything else ice cold so that even what little taste there is in Budweiser is closed down. A country that eats more for the way it feels than the way it tastes.

The nation is over-fed - let it be well fed instead.

[El Fuego]

7. Even during the Apocalypse, we wil still have to EAT!

And some of us will eat better than others!!

[progmom]

8. yes, WATCHING people play outside

that is a lot better than learning how to cook. ;)

[Susang]

9. How's that 'sarcasm' smiley working for you?

Notice that you've been using it an awful lot around her lately. Problems at home or something? :-(

[Writer]

10. Not any more often than that frowny face you've used in your post.

Problems at home or something?

:sarcasm:

[Susang]

13. Always

That's why I'm such a bitch. :sarcasm:

[Writer]

15. Well, if you'd like, I can help you locate a therapist.

Otherwise, good luck to you. :)

[Susang]

17. No thanks

I'm beyond help. :smoke:

Don't worry, I'm sure there's still hope for you. ;-)

[Modem Butterfly]

11. My god, what can we make of the DIY Network?

Fat, pudgy American remodeling their McMansions to keep up with the Joneses! Where will it end, I ask you? In TEARS!

[Left Is Write]

12. And for real bottom feeding...

The E! Entertainment Network.

[Lannes]

14. They are filling a niche

No dumber than the soap opera network

[Melynn]

16. I know people who watch the Food Network

Why, I just don't know. One of the most boring things I have seen on the tube.