When was the last time you made out in the bathroom/closet at a party?

[OrwellwasRight]

For me: Saturday night.

Last time I did it, the guy was throwing furniture at me 4 hours later.

Given that benchmark, my standards might be somewhat low, but so far, no furniture, so I think it is working out well for me. :-)

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Ummm.. never? Still, sounds like you are having fun!

[OrwellwasRight]

6. Definitely fun. And the party host is still speaking to me,

so really, what more could I want?

[evlbstrd]

2. Been a while.

And I promise not to throw furniture at you!

[OrwellwasRight]

9. People on the DU are so considerate,

and so willing to commit to refrain from throwing furniture.

:grouphug:

[evlbstrd]

12. Ain't we great?

[OrwellwasRight]

16. 'Tis true.

I wish I had more time to just hang on the DU.

[sundog]

3. i once has sex on a beach

does that count? :shrug:

:P

[OrwellwasRight]

5. Similar genre, but Beach says "I don't give a rip about being caught,"

while a closet says, "I'm pretty sure I'll be found out, but I am going to act like I want to be discrete."

[evlbstrd]

13. Beach also says

"I don't give a damn about soft, sensitive tissues."

[OrwellwasRight]

15. LMAO. nt.

[sundog]

18. beach is itchy & scratchy...

in case you are wondering... it's not all it's cracked up to be :P

[evlbstrd]

33. ...cracked up...

:rofl:

[OrwellwasRight]

36. Good catch. LOL. nt.

[evlbstrd]

38. I've been there, too.

I like soft comfy places now.

[OrwellwasRight]

42. How about sitting on the edge of a truck parked next to the beach

(and I don't mean in the bed on the truck, but on the wall of the bed). Now that is uncomfortable.

[sleipnir]

4. I was 19 and I was randy as a hell.

A toilet with the cover down can be quite useful...:evilgrin:

[OrwellwasRight]

7. You're so right.

It's a good height, and takes less balance that sink and tub edges.

[ltfranklin]

8. What kind of furniture?

I mean, was it just regular furniture, or that Danish stuff? Was there a Futon involved? Could this be a case of Ikea Fu?

[OrwellwasRight]

11. Mostly rattan (chair and ottoman)

but there was also a pressboard-based coffee table, and he looked ravenously at a glass dining table top before going for the rattan, so I really lucked out.

Who mixes rattan with pressboard anyway? I should have known what was coming.

[ltfranklin]

26. Rattan? Oh, boy...

Talk about your Weapons of Crass Disgustion!

[OrwellwasRight]

31. There were really so many clues I didn't catch until it was too late,

and I don't mean just the cheesy, Golden Girls furniture.

Like the fact that he was in flight school to be a Navy Pilot while I am a peacenik who has a hard time accepting war as the answer to anything. then, after the furniture-throwing incident, I wondered if we really wanted someone like that behind the controls of a multi-million dollar plane.

I was not-so-secretly gratified when I later learned he flunked out of flight school. If we have to have armed forces, they should at least be stable.

[usedtobesick]

10. 1978

I've been unable to talk anyone into it since then, growing up sucks.

[OrwellwasRight]

14. Yeah, there are clear downsides to it,

but you can try adjusting by making younger friends.

They tend to think we're smart when we're just experienced, they love to hear stories about our early days, and they never think we are as old as we actually are. It's kind of ego boosting in the end. :-)

[khashka]

17. In May I made out with a straight guy in the kitchen

It was at a party and we were all drunk and his wife was watching. I think he only did it in order to freak her out. And she was freaked out.

He's really hot. And I like both of them a lot, especially her. But to my credit, I did feel guilty afterward.

Khash.

[OrwellwasRight]

20. The guilt makes it OK.

And this coming from a non-Catholic, non-Jew. My mom gave me Prostestant guilt, and I took to it like a duck to water.

[elshiva]

19. never

[OrwellwasRight]

21. Did you ever want to?

[elshiva]

22. YES!

[OrwellwasRight]

23. What stopped you? nt.

[elshiva]

24. It would have been rape!

[OrwellwasRight]

27. Then you made the right call.

That is one of many crimes I can't condone.

[sakabatou]

25. Close but no cigar

[OrwellwasRight]

29. Did you start in the hallway and not make it all the way to the bathroom?

[sakabatou]

35. No, made it to the bathroom

But she said it'd be weird if she kissed her friend's friend.

[OrwellwasRight]

39. That's too bad. Friend's friends are GREAT to kiss.

In fact, my Saturday night special was a friend's friend.

The awkward ones are the kissing friends directly:
you always wonder if it will ruin the friendship.

I find it is often easier to make passes at relative strangers.

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. When I was 13. n/t

[Deja Q]

30. Never. Oh, and my standards are lower than yours.

:D

[OrwellwasRight]

34. Here's to low standards!

And to someone whose posts always make me smile. :-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

32. december

nt

[OrwellwasRight]

40. Holiday noogie is nice. nt.

[Robeson]

37. I'm married. So its been a real long time.

[OrwellwasRight]

41. Would something a closet/bathroom episode spice up the married sex?

Or is there no need for any spice?

[Robeson]

45. LOL!....

...after 14 years of marriage, the major concerns become paying off debt, making the house note, and working 13 hr. shifts to try and pay off all the accumualted debt from the good times and old closet encounters we had....

[all.of.me]

43. i don't think i ever did

but if i did, i was shitfaced, and that was 30 years ago!

[SarahB]

44. Bathroom/Closet?

1988

Office? April 2005 :D

[OrwellwasRight]

46. You go girl! nt.