The Compassionate Conservative of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"We don't want to take over Iraq, we want to be friends with Iraq, we want to hold her and maybe just smooch a little, and it's companies like Crane Works and Halliburton who are helping us be friends and smoochin' cousins and stuff. Maybe if things get a little better, we might end up in the sack. Who's to say who is screwing who?, I'd like to know. See? It's actually pretty clear, if I do say so."

[GOPisEvil]

1. Next time you see an Iraqi, hug him, like this.

[XNASA]

2. w* sez: "I command you, to pull all 10 of my fingers."

[regularguy]

3. "Watch as my fingers pull each other"

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[XNASA]

5. LOL!!!!

Good one.

Instant self-gratification.

[regularguy]

4. W announces the start of "Hug a rich white person" Week.

"The coloreds get a whole month, what about us?" the pResident poignently asked.

[eleny]

6. "You shoulda seen the pair on her!"

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Been taking lessons from Arnie. Is this how you do it?

[skip fox]

8. "Well, the real trouble with horses is

you gotta get off them to kiss them."

[onebigbadwulf]

9. "Do you NOT see my ring of power??"

[cosmicdot]

10. W: It took us awhile ... but, we finally found a couple of businesses ...

... actually owned by 'mericuns here in Alabama ... fairing pretty well in this economy which we're growing with tax cuts to the very rich and with almost 50 million hobbling along without healthcare or ability to buy food and shelter ... I think "care" is the key word ... just add a 'who' in front of cares, and you get the jest of compassionate conservatism ... finding a coupla 'mericun-owned businesses showing some profit in Alabama wasn't easy ... it helped to have friends in the state corporation commission to look up records for us and stuff ... saved us a lot of time ... so, we're playing them up today to make it sound like their luck is because of me ... and, their luck is your luck ... and, we are all together a trifecta ... can you imagine that in Alabama alone about 220 factories and offices are owned by feriners ... from 30 different countries even ... wow ... and stuff ...

[peekaloo]

11. heh-heh this is mah imitation of a California tree hugging hippie

after I've cleared all the forests....heh heh.