What if your wife turned into Roger Ebert?

[Zuni]

:popcorn:

[Doctor_J]

1. Free movie tickets!

[barb162]

2. he's thinner than he was by a lot

[no name no slogan]

3. I'd say, "oh no not again" (nt)

[Zuni]

5. ......

:spray:


:rofl:

[politicaholic]

4. File for divorce and take half his money.

[quispquake]

6. Well, at least she'd be a liberal!

eom

[Radio_Lady]

7. Ebert said he couldn't tell if the lead was a man or a woman --

in the new movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" with Johnny Depp. I guess Depp wears a lot of makeup.

[Kraklen]

8. Laura Bush and the Chocolate Factory

[Radio_Lady]

9. Good photo. He is rather gender neutral-looking, isn't he?

I'm missing the preview because we're painting the house today.

[Kraklen]

10. Well, yes. Gender neutral.

Which is probably why Ebert couldn't tell if he was playing a man or a woman. And it's probably the effect Depp and Burton were going for.

Michael Jackson schtick.

[Radio_Lady]

12. However, isn't it a pretty good clue that JD is WILLY Wonka?

Since when is "Willy" a feminine name? Oh, well, I'll just have to go see it myself.

I loved Depp in "Pirates of the Caribbean" and also in the movie about the author of Peter Pan. My mind is a blank right now --

[Reverend_Smitty]

11. Give her 2 thumbs up?