Ladies, our endless search is over, check out these mail-order men!

[liberalhistorian]

Find your soulmate here at www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/ today!

WARNING: If you're drinking anything near the keyboard, put it aside before you click on the link or you'll spill it, like I did!

[northzax]

1. damnit

they screwed up my bio once again, I ain't never paying no mail order husband catalog an up front fee again. Remember boyos, only go with the ones that earn a commission.

[liberalhistorian]

2. Hey, I'll be polite,

I'm not even going to ask which one you are because you might not want it publicly known! Psssst--you aren't the one who's been there for two years that they've knocked down to half-price, now, are you?

[MissMillie]

3. yikes! (n/t)

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[madrchsod]

4. i thought you

were joking..but this is real!!!just think of what we would be missing without the www....

[ChickMagic]

5. Hubba hubba!

I can see now the error of my ways! Too bad I've already got a hubby. :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

6. I don't think that's the best photo of me

I look more like I have all my teeth, in person....

[peekaloo]

7. "seeking a woman who can dress a wound"

ah, the simple things in life.

[demnan]

8. There are some real winners there!

Thanks for the laugh.

[AlGore-08.com]

9. Finally! A man who appreciates my ability to dress a wound!

Then again, there's the one who got booted off Match.com for cyberstalking...

Decisions, decisions!