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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 09:48 AM Original message |
Dr. Ruth Recommends: omigod (adult content) |
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JohnyCanuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
1. Jeez lucky you told me what that was. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 09:54 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. There's probably a head for that too. |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 10:01 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Looks like a bronzed toothbrush to me |
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JohnKleeb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:39 PM Response to Reply #3 |
22. it does Socal it really does |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:17 AM Response to Reply #22 |
50. Are you old enough for this thread? Let's see some I.D., please. |
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caledesi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
4. Hey, I am not "into" plastic. No thanks. |
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MiltonLeBerle (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
63. how about glass then? |
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Devils Advocate NZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
5. This is too funny... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 11:02 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Good question? Maybe it's 'cos it has no fingernails. |
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Devils Advocate NZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 11:15 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. If that is the case... |
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Interrobang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
23. Spoken like someone who's either anatomically challenged... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:52 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Man, I'd settle for just FINDING the G-spot |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. GIVE IT UP FORREST |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:09 PM Response to Reply #31 |
37. Can't find the G for the Forrest, right? |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:30 PM Response to Reply #31 |
56. Skittles, I love you |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:49 PM Response to Reply #56 |
69. I'M PURTY FOND OF YOU TOO, GENIPH |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 07:28 PM Response to Reply #27 |
35. Road map to the G-Spot |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:11 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. You are a great woman |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:21 PM Response to Reply #39 |
54. well... |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:33 PM Response to Reply #54 |
59. hey neighbor |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:40 PM Response to Reply #59 |
65. How do |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:08 PM Response to Reply #54 |
70. Yep, nothing like a little hands-on ('-in' in this case) practice |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:30 PM Response to Reply #35 |
57. we have to |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:44 PM Response to Reply #57 |
66. I can answer that... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:09 PM Response to Reply #66 |
71. I think she just found it |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:25 PM Response to Reply #5 |
30. because yo' finger doesn't vibrate |
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Braden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
8. which is the french legionnaires Mustache Attachement? |
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BritishHuman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
21. My guesses... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:55 PM Response to Reply #21 |
28. Try plugging a 110-V one into a 220-V outlet for a REAL buzz |
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BritishHuman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:16 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. A very different mental picture |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:12 PM Response to Reply #29 |
40. My women do that all the time |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:22 AM Response to Reply #8 |
51. Does the iron maiden come with this set? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:15 PM Response to Reply #51 |
72. Iron Maiden?! Excellent!! |
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WoodrowFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-23-03 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
9. WMD |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
10. Nothing beats a real man. |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. collective sigh of relief .... |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
12. I can't understand how they could replace a man |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:57 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. Not to mention our, er ... creativity. |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:11 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. right on! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:57 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. On the plus side, such devices probably rarely leave the toilet seat up |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. a small price too pay for heaven on earth. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Yep, that's what she said when I told her my rates..... |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:18 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. hehe |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:42 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Well, she thought I was WELL worth the two bits she forked over.... |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:46 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. Oops, I forgot - Welcome to DU ... |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 11:51 PM Response to Reply #25 |
43. Thank you for the welcome |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
32. DON'T BREATH TOO EASILY DAWG |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 11:58 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. So let me correct it |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 12:00 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Well, men come with their own hand-held devices |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 08:01 AM Response to Reply #32 |
48. Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 01:56 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. Some real men LIKE to be beaten! |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 12:11 AM Response to Reply #13 |
46. Beat a man? |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 09:59 AM Response to Reply #46 |
49. You mean, like taking all my money? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 10:00 PM Response to Reply #49 |
52. right with guess # 2 |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:16 PM Response to Reply #52 |
73. Ah, ya wee vixen |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 11:01 PM Response to Reply #73 |
77. same wish to you! |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:34 PM Response to Reply #10 |
20. Quite true. |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 02:49 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. There's just something fundamentally 'off' about that |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 08:15 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. I totally agree. |
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buddhamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:30 PM Response to Original message |
33. it's scary looking |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 05:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. ALSO HIGHLY RECOMMENDED: |
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Ein (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:10 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. EGAD! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:15 PM Response to Reply #34 |
42. Does it take your blood pressure and pulse, too? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:18 PM Response to Reply #34 |
53. My question is... |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:27 PM Response to Reply #53 |
55. some |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:34 PM Response to Reply #55 |
60. Well.. |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:44 PM Response to Reply #60 |
67. well |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:48 PM Response to Reply #67 |
68. Thank you |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:29 PM Response to Reply #60 |
74. Well, sure, but |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:30 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. Oo - she's big |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 10:50 PM Response to Reply #53 |
76. Absolutely not! When something better is available: |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 11:40 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. Whats wrong with the real thing!!!!! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 11:54 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. Nothing, that I remember! |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:06 AM Response to Reply #80 |
81. I'm being replaced! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:10 AM Response to Reply #81 |
82. Okay. Okay. I cna't take that accusatory pout. |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:12 AM Response to Reply #82 |
83. That will never happen |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:15 AM Response to Reply #83 |
84. You mean, a man's small is actually GOOD? |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:18 AM Response to Reply #84 |
85. Just remember... |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:38 AM Response to Reply #85 |
86. That could be kind of annoying when I'm carrying stuff |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 09:26 AM Response to Reply #80 |
87. no teeth, according to the ad |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 11:24 AM Response to Reply #87 |
90. I still say I'm alot more fun! |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 11:30 AM Response to Reply #90 |
91. I'll have to take your word for it |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 11:41 AM Response to Reply #91 |
92. I thought I was that |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:48 PM Response to Reply #87 |
94. Well, if it's got knobby ticklers |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:53 PM Response to Reply #94 |
96. just give evolution a chance, my friend n/t |
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short bus president (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 09:27 AM Response to Reply #78 |
88. it's a supply/demand issue. |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 09:45 AM Response to Reply #76 |
89. Damn, those things look freaky. |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:17 PM Response to Reply #89 |
93. (Big smile!) |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:52 PM Response to Reply #93 |
95. I bet you could make a man forget ... |
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dawg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-03 12:53 PM Response to Reply #93 |
97. I bet you could make a man forget ... |
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ChemEng (314 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-28-03 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
41. I SURRENDER!!!!! |
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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 11:43 PM Response to Reply #41 |
79. My words exactly, but with regard to Mr Short Bus. Egad! |
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Bozola (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-29-03 07:31 AM Response to Original message |
47. So that's what the Oscar trophy looks like! |
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geniph (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
58. While men have their place, |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:37 PM Response to Reply #58 |
61. Amen |
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Lady Freedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:37 PM Response to Reply #58 |
62. That is what I say! |
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MiltonLeBerle (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-03 04:40 PM Response to Reply #58 |
64. "...the best use of sex toys is WITH partners!" |
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