CAPTIONS needed for next National Monument MOUNT LIEMORE

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Look at the steaming pile of rubble that used to be our credibility...

[SpiralHawk]

2. "The case for regular use of laxatives"

'nuff said.

[underpants]

3. or condoms in schools

even private "prep" schools

[Raenelle]

7. The case against white male suffrage

I wouldn't mind so much if their ilk were never allowed around any weapons and didn't breed or vote.

[underpants]

9. Haven't white males suffraged enough?

Very funny.

[peekaloo]

4. The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse

[mvd]

5. Here's mine

"How much longer do we have to fake looking solemn - I mean, Bring It On said it!"

[cosmicdot]

6. the 4 Defendants listen as the Judge reads their sentence ...

... 'you have been found guilty as charged including mass murder, treason and high crimes against humanity and the United States of America, and are hereby sentenced to life in prison to include hard labor and no parole' ... the Judge went on to state ... 'normally, I would say may God have mercy on your soul, but you have to possess one for me to do that' ...

[skip fox]

8. W. is "thinking" "Gee. It's just like being in a frat, if you

look at it right. Like we're the guys everybody is talking all about and stuff, and they know us
all over campus . . . I mean worldwide this time! Wow. I only wish they'd let me hang out with
them more and not brush me when we're in private. I got some swell ideas I could let them in
on like selling luxury homes in flight-paths to the deaf and maybe mimes would want it as well.
Anyway, it's good they let me look like one of them in public. It would probably cause a stir
if they laughed at me or slapped me in public. That's what I think."

[Bossy Monkey]

10. I think it calls for a poll: Mt Liemore, Mt. Killmore, Mt. Bombmore...

or Stupid White Men: The Mis- Mal- and Non-Administration

PS, because of crappy Earthlink connection, your sig is a red x floating majestically from right to left across the window. Kinda funny, actually

[Aristus]

11. They're right, Rummy! 'At dawg jes' won't HUNT!

How kin we lie ourselves outta this one?