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> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front > of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall > of clocks behind him. > > He asked, "What are all those clocks?" > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on > Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on > your clock will move." > > "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, > indicating that she never told a lie." > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that > one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's > clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe > told only two lies in his entire life." > > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. > > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a > ceiling fan.
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