What's your favorite Hate Mailbag entry (and DU response)?

[Arkana]

Here's mine. I laughed for a good 10 minutes.


Praying For Arseholes
From: "Chris -------" <[e-mail]>
To: <[e-mail]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 7:07 PM
Subject: article

Hello,

Why don't you future minions of Antichrist get a life and start reading a couple of books because you obviously do not have the brain power to think logistically. I know you people say that you would rather vote for anyone than Bush. You say you would even vote for the Antichrist over Bush- and you will, my friend. I pray that one day your eyes will be lifted of their blindness and you might see some truth in the life that God has given you. After all, you stand for every form of depravity, malicious behavoir, and you want everyone in the world to live lives of complete sin. I hope that you will learn the truth. I challenge you with this statement: look around you and think to yourself...think about who you are and where you came from and every lie that has ever left your lips...now do you feel as dirty as everyone knows you are and as dirty as everyone knows your words are? You tell lies because you want everyone to believe them and live the way you do. You people are a plague on humanity and I pray that you will all one day find the Lord and live in his good graces.
Thank you for your time.

All My Love and Hope,
Chris.

DU RESPONDS: Dear Chris, thank you for your kind words, especially the part about me being a plague on humanity. I'm sure your minister will be pleased that you're spreading the good word in such a fashion. You know what though, you really got me thinking about myself and the way I've lived my life up to this point, and you're right - I'm just an evil, evil person. So now we've got that out of the way, I'd like to suggest that you take all your love and hope, and plug it firmly - firmly, mind you - in your rectum.

[Arkana]

1. Wow, I've hit a new low--kicking my own thread.

Where is everyone?

[Lautremont]

2. I believe there was one which simply read "AS_HO_ES!!!!"

And the response: "Gesundheit."

That's my favourite.

[aePrime]

3. Think logistically?

I'm pretty sure that Chris meant "logically" here, but damn it, logistically sounds more intelligent! I mean, there's an extra syllable! It doesn't matter if it makes sense or not.

[RevCheesehead]

4. "All my love and hope?"

:rofl: Which "Lord" do you worship, Chris? Voldemort?