It's official! I am "the CUTEST male lesbian"!!!!!

[JanMichael]

Thank you Misunderestimator I misunderestimated my true potential!

All you poseurs can go pose!

I ROCK!

[JanMichael]

1. It's true dammit!!!!!

Don't make me sulk, Stephanie is ill and probably couldn't take me all goofy and such.

[Elidor]

2. "Cutest male lesbian" still means you aren't getting any

Stop kidding yourself, man. Wake up and smell the coffee.

[JanMichael]

3. No but I already gots me a lesbian in the bedroom NOW!

Life is grand:-)

[Elidor]

4. Can I watch your approach and take notes?

I've never been any good at picking up lesbians. I've certainly tried, hehe.

[JanMichael]

7. Not knowing is the best approach. Or "stealth charm" as I call it.

Just yap away and be blunt with the right lesbians, or not-lesbians-but-almost-lesbians, and it should work.

Also unbeknownst to most guys is that the hottest lesbians drink beer, yep, beer.

The hottest not-lesbians-but-almost-lesbians drink bourbon straight up.

[Misunderestimator]

5. You are!

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

6. I heard a rumor once that

men make really lousy lesbians. Can you confirm or deny this rumor?

[JanMichael]

8. Once again I blush!

:blush:

Stephanie would too but she just downed a shot of that Nyquil stuff so she's comatose...

[JanMichael]

9. Come on...Where are the other male lesbians that I know of???

What's up?

Sorry if I usurped anyone, it wasn't on purpose. it just happened.