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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 12:23 PM
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My new favorite anti-shrub joke.
What would you do?????

This test only has the one question, but it's a very important one. By
giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

You are in Louisiana, Biloxi to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by hurricane Katrina, with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you...some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move
closer...somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is.

It's George W. Bush!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under ... forever.

You have the two options:

1 You can save the life of G.W.Bush, or

2 you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,documenting the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:

...

...

Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 01:09 PM
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1. Not to pick nits...
But Biloxi is, specifically, in Mississippi.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 01:52 PM
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2. Y'know, I caught that, but neglected to change it.
Text required lots of fixing when it was e-mailed to me. Thanks.
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-04-05 01:53 PM
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3. Aww, now I can't edit. Too late.
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