BREAKING: Someone stole BigMcLargeHuge's ass!

[KitchenWitch]

:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. it was there earlier, I swear

then, nothing....

How am I going to keep my pants on?

[Draill]

2. I once ran a fundraiser...

for an online friend to get him an ass. AssAid2000. We even had a song, "All We Are Saying, Is Give Pete An Ass". It wasn't a complete success, we only got enough for one cheek. I know that isn't a ringing endorsement, but I'd be willing to try to raise some money to get you a new ass, should your stolen ass never be recovered.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. It's okay, only a matter of time

I had LoJack installed last year.

[Draill]

4. Ouch!

:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. the worst thing

is that I set off those RF thingies at store entrances. Well, I used too... before my ass was stolen.

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Buy a belt, hippie!

[Az]

6. Shouldn't be too hard to find, I mean transporting something that large

Just pull over all the trucks with a wide load sign on them.


This picture too good to pass up, found doing a google search for wide load.

[BigMcLargehuge]

8. that's be before the radical reconstruction

I look more like this now -

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. And now, for something completely different

A man with no buttocks.