Early Ultrasound Shows Holmes Pregnant With Tiny PR Rep

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One day after announcing that they were expecting a baby, actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stunned the world by revealing that an early ultrasound taken of the fetus reveals it to be a tiny publicist.

Mr. Cruise and Ms. Holmes did not indicate an approximate due date for the publicist, but said that the fetus would be making an official statement later in the week.

Obstetrician Ivan Kloester, who performed the ultrasound at Cedars Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles, said that it was too early to tell whether the publicist was a boy or a girl but added, “The fetus is very excited about working with Tom and Katie.”