"Are you Nomar?" -Former Red Sox saves two in Bahstin Hahbaa

[underpants]

or is it former Red SOCK?


http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2188462

BOSTON -- Former Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra rescued two women who had fallen into Boston Harbor late last week, his uncle and a witness told the Boston Herald.

Garciaparra, traded to the Chicago Cubs on July 31, 2004, was with his uncle in his Charlestown condominium at about 10 p.m. Friday when they heard a scream and a splash, said the uncle, Victor Garciaparra.

As soon as the All-Star shortstop and two-time American League batting champ ran out the door to help the woman, her friend also fell in, hitting her head on the pier, said Victor Garciaparra, who oversees his nephew's business and charitable ventures.

One woman had a large lump on her head and appeared to be unconscious, he said. When she came to, the first thing she said was: "Are you Nomar?" Victor Garciaparra said.

[Arkana]

1. Knowing Boston, the rest of the conversation went like this:

Woman: Are you Nomar?

Nomar: Why, yes, I am.

Woman: You SUCK!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

2. True dat

[underpants]

3. LOL

Oh that is funny.

I hope Nomar didn't roll over and swim on his back

SHARK!!!