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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:13 AM
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Bears eat keeper who took their bile
Bears eat keeper who took their bile


A Chinese man has reportedly been killed and eaten by six bears in Shulan, Jilin province.

Han Shigen earned a living by extracting bile from the gall bladders of his captive live bears, according to the Chinese state news agency Xinhua.

He was attacked on Monday morning while cleaning the animals' cage, Xinhua said, quoting the Beijing News.

Xinhua said the animals were so enraged that two hours passed before it was deemed safe enough to remove his body.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4331266.stm
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:14 AM
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1. Dang, there goes my bear bile supplier...
They're so hard to find.

:)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:15 AM
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2. Bruins Bolt Bear Bile Borrower... Bummer.
That's how I'd have written the headline.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:18 AM
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3. Could've used "Bite" where you have "Bolt".
Maintaining your alliteration.

Just a thought... A suggestion... OH,GAWD! PLEASE DON'T DELETE
THIS!

;)
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:18 AM
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4. different meaning though
bolt means "devour"
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:23 AM
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6. I'm assuming they "Bit" him before "Bolting" him.
Unless, being impolite bears, they didn't chew their food.

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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:25 AM
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7. yeah, but I could bite you without bolting you
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:39 AM
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11. "Bear bearer bile bath"
I like mine better. :P
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Ellipsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:23 AM
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5. BWAH!
Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 11:23 AM by btmlndfrmr
:spray:
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:28 AM
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8. What gall!
Get it?
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:28 AM
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9. GOOD!
Edited on Wed Oct-12-05 11:29 AM by bertha katzenengel
:mad:
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:42 AM
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15. I'm with you!
The conditions are horrible. Simply horrible, and to do that to a live animal is the most despicable thing ever. He deserved to die, as do all those other mofos who do it.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:32 AM
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10. Talk about your karmic payback...
I guess they got their bile back, with interest...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:40 AM
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12. I hope they tore him to pieces nice and slowly
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:43 AM
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16. Agreed
Wholeheartedly.
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:40 AM
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13. I hope the bears get freed now,
but it's more likely someone else will take over the operation. Those poor bears. Too bad they don't eat ALL their tormentors.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:41 AM
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14. I swear when I first read the title, I thought it said bible, not bile.
For that split second, I wondered what the hell bears were doing with a bible!
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emad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-12-05 11:46 AM
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17. Sweet karma on a payback roll....
Those bears ROCK!
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