Advice on spanking all 16 of my children

[underpants]

Should I go by age? and in what direction?
Should I go by heighth? and in what direction?

Should I just ramdomly spank using some sort of religion approved instrument and if some of the get hit more than others or in the eye or what ever well that is just how things are in this cruel cruel world.

Should I drink less before or after the session starts?
Crystal meth, how can I work that into the whole spanking experience?

Should I involve a monkey?

Any advice will be greatly appreciated.

[Shell Beau]

1. Monkeys always come in handy!

[xmas74]

2. My dad came from a family of 13.

Grandma just went down the line, calling out names from oldest to youngest. She spanked them all, figuring they needed one whether it was the one she knew needed it or not. The others it was just assumed that they hadn't been caught yet.

[BigMcLargehuge]

3. use a python

[dolo amber]

4. Let me demonstrate...

:spank:

You funny. :D

[Richardo]

6. Shouldn't that be more like...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Richardo]

5. .

:rofl: