Skinner is looking for a new title (or so I've heard)

[JimmyJazz]

Poll question: Skinner is looking for a new title (or so I've heard)

(and please don't be offended by the choices - it's all in good fun as evidenced by the small caps)

[JimmyJazz]

1. Okay! Who's the stealth voter that picked "other" - skinner???

Is that you? :P

[Redstone]

2. El Exijente was always my favorite.

Or "El Mirador," meaning "he who watches," derived as it is from the root word for "watchtower."

It's gotta be something Spanish to give it that special bit of panache.

Redston

[JimmyJazz]

3. my choices suck eggs in other words.

That's okay. I get it. :cry:





























PMS? Oh Yeah. :)

[Redstone]

28. Hey, hey, I thought you were looking for good names, not validation.

But, my dear, if it's PMS at work, I'll be more than happy (really, I mean it!!) to agree that your choices are the best ones that could have possibly been produced, even by a cabal of the most intellectual minds on the planet.

But you out-thought them all, and that should make you happy, or at least get the cramps to back off a bit.

Feel a little better now? I do hope so.

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

32. Thank you. I knew you would see it my way if only I cried and

whined about it long and hard enough :)

[Redstone]

33. Well, I may be unmatched in obliviousness, but a bit of the world

does sneak through now and again, especially if you talk to me slowly and in words of one syllable or fewer.

I'd offer you Mrs R's prescription for PMS/Cramps, but you might not have the means available to fill the Rx.

For now, you'll just have to live with my good wishes, worthless though they are.

Hang in there, kiddo.

Redstone

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Vanquisher of RimJob!

[JimmyJazz]

5. RimJob does a mighty fine job of self vanquishing - or so I've heard.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yes, I hear he does it a couple times a day.

To pictures of Santorum photoshopped to look like Betsy Ross.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Umm...

Eww.

[no name no slogan]

6. He Who Is

or is that too godlike?

[JimmyJazz]

8. No more so than "lord god, emperor, ruler of the universe, sir"

which, in all honesty, I think, has a bit of zing to it that "He Who Is" just doesn't quite have. But, that's a personal preference, of course.

[Rabrrrrrr]

YHWH ETH YHWH

[ghostsofgiants]

9. The Messiah Part 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Yeah, someone's bound to be offended, but in the immortal words of...ummm...me..."Fuck it!"

[JimmyJazz]

12. on roller skates?

*oh please, oh please, there is a God, isn't there*

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Blessed are the rollerskaters, for theirs is the kingdom of roller discos

Or something like that.

[JimmyJazz]

27. You forgot the all important disco ball, dude. You are now dead to me.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Haha, shit, how could I forget that?

I'm now dead to myself.

[MrScorpio]

11. El Jefe del Mundo

No, sorry... That's my title

[JimmyJazz]

14. Jeff of Television?

:shrug:

[MrScorpio]

19. You need to bone up on your spanish, Sweets

A got your bone right here

[khashka]

21. LOL!!!!

Khash.

[RevCheesehead]

13. "He who shall not be flamed."

what else? :evilgrin:

[flvegan]

15. Promote him to Superintendent Chalmers.

[Fox Mulder]

16. How about "Supreme Potentate"?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

22. Big Potato?

Erm...okay! :D

[khashka]

17. Der Fuhrer

Given the things they say about him in certain other places, he might as well go for it.

Or

Hades, Lord of the Underground

Or

He Who Must Be Obeyed

And he really ought to use "No sex please, I'm Skinner" as his sig.

Khash.

[the_spectator]

18. How about a Byzantine title? They're cool, and under-used:

like "Autocrator" (meaning emperor)
or "Sebastos" (meaning majesty)
or my favorite, "Sebastocrator" (an actually-used combination of the first two.)

All hail Sebastocrator Skinner!

[asthmaticeog]

20. Other: The Key and the Guardian of the Gate

Past, present, future, all are one in Skinner.

[khashka]

25. Skinner is Yog-Sothoth?????

I knew there was something eldritch about this place....


Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

26. All your skinner are belong to us.

:P

[sniffa]

23. the daLi banna

[sniffa]

30. come on

[JimmyJazz]

31. where are we going?

:P

[spacelady]

34. B.F.

OK if no one likes that I'll add a "D"

[JimmyJazz]

35. huh?

[spacelady]

36. B. F. Skinner of the Skinner box fame, or add a D to make it BFD.

Oh well, never mind---Emily Latella

[Aristus]

37. How about:

His Majesty Monsignore the Most Very Right Reverend Noble Excellency Holy Father Sultan Caliph Royal Steward Serene Highness Emperor Skinner, Most Excellent Exalted Primus Inter Parus August His Grace Grand Poobah High Muckymuck Lord High Executioner and Supreme Witch Doctor.

How's THAT, Skinner? B-)