The temperature always stays the same on an ice cold bottle of Stroh's!

[jane_pippin]

Tribute to cheap beer and possible Lounge theme song:




Well I love you baby
I'm telling you right here
But please don't make me decide
Between you and a bottle of beer

Baby come on over
Come on over to my side
Well I may not live past 21
But WOO
What a way to die!

Your lovin' fluctuates baby
And everybody knows
But the temperature always stays the same
On an ice cold bottle of Stroh's

(chorus)

When I start my drinkin'
My baby throws a fit
So I just blitz him outta my mind
With seventeen bottles of Schlitz

(chorus)

You got the kind of body
That makes me come alive
But I'd rather have my hands around
A bottle of Colt 45

(chorus)

[jane_pippin]

1. Look, I know posting lyrics is often annoying but

these are funny and pertinent, dammit!