Judy Miller to Star in New Avenger Series?

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New York (AP) Noted New York Times journalist and sometime note-taker Judy Miller has agreed to write, star, direct and produce a new version of the beloved British import “The Avengers” anonymous sources who are still talking to Miller have reported. One source, who asked to be doused with gasoline and lit on fire if Miller came within “200 paces” of him, said the recently much-maligned sack-of-shit game-playing war-shilling, duplicitious Dick Cheney-fellating, butt-plugging Lady Macbeth with-blood-all-over-her-hands-bitch she-hole has a “deal in faith” with an un-named Network. “She’s very excited about this career change,” said the ghost of a dead Iraqi child who appeared floating briefly above the sidewalk in front of the New York Times building. “She has left her mark on so many lives, it is time for her to move on,” continued the ectoplasmic vapors of what was once a living and breathing little girl who had been reassured her destruction was an inescapable part of “messy” war. A second ghost, that of an American GI who died fighting The War Based Upon Lies and Profiteering, nodded his head and vanished into thin air.

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