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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:03 PM
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Poll question: If you dropped the last M&M/Godiva Chocolate on the floor, you would
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:06 PM
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1. depends on what floor
doesn't it?
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:22 PM
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2. Let's say we're talking about the floor of the butcher shop or fish market
Edited on Tue Oct-18-05 02:22 PM by Mayberry Machiavelli
instead of the microchip clean room at Intel, LOL.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:27 PM
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5. nope
wouldn't do it.
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:23 PM
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3. blow on it twice, then eat it.
that second blast of air gets everything off.

:P
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 02:26 PM
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4. Oh, hell, 3-second rule, 5-second rule -- it takes me 30 seconds to
bend over! I'd just eat the damn thing! Then I'd look around for whatever else I could do while I was down there.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 12:47 AM
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6. If it was an M&M, screw it
But a Godiva--those things cost an arm and a leg. I'd pick it up, dust it off and eat it.
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:00 AM
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7. kick it under the couch








jk

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mwdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:02 AM
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8. Just fucking eat it.
fer christ's sake, it's chocolate!!!!
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-19-05 01:15 AM
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9. The 5 second rule has been demostrated to be true
Actually the study found that in the absense of E Coli being present you could eat something that had remained on the ground for up to nearly 10 seconds without fear of contamination. The wild card is E Coli. If that bug is around the candy is tainted on contact.

This study won an iGnoble award IIRC.
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