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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:53 PM
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Memo to my disgusting neighbour:
I do NOT get some sick thrill out of cleaning YOUR hair out of the lint filter in the dryer.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:56 PM
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1. Collect the hair for several months.
Get a huge ball of it, then send to them in the mail with a letter stating: Thinking of you
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Aimah Donating Member (598 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 10:58 PM
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2. Your neighbor is using your dryer?
Or is it an apartment dryer?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:01 PM
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4. Apartment dryer
I say they should clean out their own lint.
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democracyindanger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:00 PM
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3. Then you're just not trying hard enough.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:42 PM
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5. Make a voodoo doll with it
That'll teach them!
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:51 PM
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6. Ew
Ew

Ew

Ew.


I like Jara's idea. :P
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youthere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:56 PM
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7. Collect all the hair...
extract the DNA, clone your neighbor, then kick his ass.
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devilgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-18-05 11:58 PM
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8. Doesn't that just kill you?
I mean, how hard is it to clean your lint out of the dryer after you're done?
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