What does Bush keep in his pockets?

[madinmaryland]

I couldn't resist posting this.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/02/bush.pockets.ap/index.html

WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush may be burdened with the world's problems, but his pockets are pretty light.

It turns out the leader of the free world doesn't have to worry about carrying all the essentials of the common man.

Bush revealed the contents of his pockets Tuesday to an Argentine newspaper reporter who was interviewing him in advance of a presidential trip to Latin America later this week.

When the reporter from La Nacion asked Bush to show him what he carries, the president stood up, fished in his pockets, then dramatically pulled his hands out holding nothing but a white handkerchief that he waved playfully in the air.

"Es todo," Bush told the Spanish-speaking reporter, meaning the handkerchief was all. "No dinero, no mas. No wallet."

He doesn't need any cash, since his staff takes care of buying anything he might need. He carries no cell phone, either, since he is surrounded by aides who take care of dialing his calls. And why would he need keys since every door is held open for him and his car comes with a driver trained by the Secret Service?

The Argentine reporter, who interviewed Bush at the White House with other journalists from the Latin American media, asked the president if he even had a watch.

"Si, Timex," Bush said, thrusting out his wrist to show off a timepiece that had his middle initial, W, on the face. "But I'm not supposed to be endorsing products."

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well he's definately doing something in those pockets.

:evilgrin:

[trof]

1. So...same thing he keeps in his head.

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. hahahaha

:)

[swimboy]

2. Hisss precioussssssss.

*gollum*

[baldguy]

3. A guy who wears $50,000 suits would not wear a Timex.

[madinmaryland]

4. Yea, but I don't think you can get a "W" on a Rolex.

Which is why he wears a Timex. It probably also says "Commander in Chief"

[terrya]

6. "well he's definately doing something in those pockets"

Well, there's the "ewwwwwww" moment of the day. :puke:

But I was thinking the very same thing. :-)

[madinmaryland]

7. Sorry for going there.

I was not sure whether i should put that comment in, but it had to be asked. :puke: