I'm a Dick. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

[progmom]

1. what's love got to do with it?

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

12. Love has everything to do with it...

...especially when it comes to my daughter and her wife Betsy DeVos.

[swimboy]

2. Why does my heart go on beating?

Time to disconnect the remote power source.

[Arugula Latte]

3. Why does only one side of your mouth work?

[UrbScotty]

13. The other side contains the truth (nt)

[Err]

4. Dick

[Arugula Latte]

6. Oh crap. I was hoping I'd never look upon that image again.

:puke:

[RedCloud]

5. What self respecting man allows himself to be called Dick?

[intrepid_wanderer]

11. my dad. n/t

[UrbScotty]

14. Nixon and I (nt)

[RedCloud]

20. Okay, I retract what I said.

In cheney's case he is what he eats or will that get me in more trouble too?

[yvr girl]

7. Were you...

snipped?

[chknltl]

8. So what makes you think that you are a dick?

Is your name Richard????
Do you work for a detective agency????
Are you an active member of the GOP????? oops judging by the name we can rule that one out.
Are you a member of the band named Dick????
Are you related to Moby????

[UrbScotty]

15. All of the above (nt)

[Tony_Illinois]

9. That mark on your forehead...made by mom with the coathanger?

[chknltl]

10. Egads...ignored by a dick! nt

[Orsino]

16. Is it true that only silver and direct sunlight will kill you? n/t

[UrbScotty]

21. Yes it is (nt)

[bridgit]

17. oh blah dee oh blah da?

nice pic of dick throwing out the 1st bitch :rofl:

[UrbScotty]

19. The first BITCH?

LOL!

[histohoney]

18. How's Jane and

little sister Sally.

[LSK]

22. when are you getting an Iron Lung for your knee?

[Deja Q]

23. Well, I can say that Dick's are probably bigger than Charo's: