bird's in...

[bridgit]

:beer: time :kick:

[Call Me Wesley]

1. I know this one's

pretty old ...

How to cook a turkey.

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

[bridgit]

4. well now there'ya go, CMW, eminently orderly after all...or is that...

:rofl: :pals:

[In_The_Wind]

2. Duck's done ...

see ya enjoy ...

[bridgit]

5. you bet'cha, cheers...

:toast:

[Left Is Write]

3. We've got about 25 degrees to go...

before it's ready to come out!

I've had a glass of eggnog, a Jubelale, and five games of cricket with my husband. :)

[bridgit]

6. lovely, we seem to have timed ours just about right as well...

:toast: