Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2005

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
Without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
Anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down
The stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism .

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars And a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005: We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among The millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a clue As to where thousands of illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

[southlandshari]

1. Kick

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(especially #8! :rofl:)

[Deja Q]

2. Kick...

And I thought #10 was the grandaddie of them all! :D

[BlueIris]

3. Since southlandshari kicked it, I will kick it, too.

Mostly for Thought #10, everyone.

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Thanks. I love # 5.

Will send out to my health conscious family and friends.


"We're not quite sure why you're dying. You're actually quite healthy."



:7

[In_The_Wind]

5. Excellent!

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