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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 12:58 AM
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Black Ice Sucks!
Signed,

Californian in Austin. Fell twice on the way TO the bar, and only once back! Go figure.

:beer:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:03 AM
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1. Try driving on it!
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:09 AM
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2. With a 53-foot trailer behind you
:scared:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:10 AM
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3. While drunk!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:10 AM
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4. With hot for teacher by Van Halen cranked
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:21 AM
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11. surrounded by semi trucks on all sides....
:hi:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:12 AM
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6. NOT!!!!!!!!
:spank:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:12 AM
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7. Eeep
I have a hard enough time with my minivan!

I cannot imagine what hauling a trailer would be like on the shit.
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:14 AM
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8. Speaking of shit
It really makes one's ass pucker. The thing is ice looks like just a wet road until..............
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:19 AM
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9. Yeah I know
That's why they call it "whipping a shitty"
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 11:20 AM
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10. Whipping a Shitty?
:shrug:
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:16 AM
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12. You'd have to be there
If you're from SoCal, you probably don't understand driving on ice. BIGGGG pain in the, well, you know:rofl:
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Jack_Dawson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:41 PM
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16. Go Chargers!
:beer:
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obxhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-08-05 01:11 AM
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5. I'll bet it's 56 degrees there...
Sorry inside joke with an old friend.
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:25 AM
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13. I wish I was that drunk.
heheh. :evilgrin:

The worst thing about black ice on the road is that is sneaks up on you. You don't even know what hit you until, smack. :shrug:
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Best_man23 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:32 AM
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14. Its the one thing that sucks almost as bad as Dumbya
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banana republican Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 01:58 AM
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15. Wait until you hit Black Ice in an Outhouse
Of course * couldn't manage s* in an outhouse.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 12:43 PM
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17. Just remember - when driving on black ice
Drive into the direction you are spinning out of control first, then drive out...
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