Best Christmas Cookies Ever

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A Classic Recipe...

Best Christmas Cookies Ever.

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best
to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in
case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor..
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
just pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add
one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose
Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Xipe Totec]

1. My favorite recipe

1/2 shot Cuervo, 1/2 shot key lime juice.

repeat.