I can't believe it happened. Thirty-some years of heterosexuality and 10 years of marriage to a woman...and it's all down the drain. I'm now gay. Gayer than hotpants on a man, even. I'm so gay I make Tom Cruise look like Charles Bronson.
Sitting in front of my computer for two minutes, reading his account of those two good-looking young men making "the beast with two backs and two cowboy hats" has flipped a switch on my sexuality. Enraged_Ape told me that could happen. He warned me about it.
I've been ever so subtly recruited, and now I am G-A-Y. He just made it sound so appealing and fun that I couldn't resist any longer.
I'm going out now to get every Madonna record, then I have an appointment for some serious "manscaping". Then I guess I'm gonna have to all explain this to my wife, and then I'll have to move in with Enraged_Ape.
Please, if you're straight and you're comfortable with your sexuality, don't read any of Enraged_Ape's posts, especially this one.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4441239&mesg_id=4441239Enraged_Ape is right: The gay recruitment style is subtle and powerful, and just reading something written by a gay person is guaranteed to make you gay. It happened to me. It can happen to you.