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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 10:51 AM
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I got some great news last night!
I asked my seven year old what he might like to be when he grows up and he told me that he's going to get married, be a stay-at-home-Dad,:loveya: and live with ME, forever! :eyes: :rofl: :scared:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 10:52 AM
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1. my three year-old wants to marry ME
:)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:00 AM
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5. Wait until the Kindergarten tramps get their claws in him!
They start early! I couldn't get over the fawning of some of the five and six year old girls, when I visited my son's class a few years ago. Yikes.
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:37 AM
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10. My 5-yr old daughter wants to marry me.
I said she's too valuable as a tax credit.
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:44 AM
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11. Shows that you've given the youngman some good taste.
:D
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:46 AM
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12. awwww... thanks!
:loveya:
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 10:52 AM
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2. Hmmm
My 7 yr old wanted to know why he couldn't marry his 5 yr old sister.

When I told him it was against the law, he asked "Why? I love her."

Too cute...

RL
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 10:53 AM
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3. i can solve that problem for you
get him a box-turtle for Xmas :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 10:58 AM
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4. Aww! How I hope they retain some of that sweetness in their "old" age.
The day my little guy stops giving me unsolicited hugs and kisses, my heart will break.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:08 AM
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6. Every good boy loves his Mama.
"Mother! Oh God, Mother, BLOOD! BLOOD!"


Okay, maybe it won't turn out that way. B-)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:29 AM
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8. Well, I WAS thinking about buying a motel...
mayyyybe not....
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:10 AM
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7. Oh yeah, the 5 yr old said
when she grows up her job's gonna be to take care of me, cos by then I'm gonna be all old and need someone to do everything for me...

Devil woman. :evilfrown:

;)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 11:30 AM
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9. At least she's preparing herself!
Tell her she'd better start saving up for the Depends, now!
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 12:38 PM
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13. The three-year-old told me that she's going to grow up to be a woman.
Can't really argue with that one.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 12:40 PM
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14. My 2 year old just says "circle!"
So he's going to be a circle. I guess it's better than a paralellogram...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-20-05 12:44 PM
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15. My SIL wanted to be a "cash register."
She's not. My three year old says..."Maybe uhhh..I don't know! I can't do it! I don't know....Maybe I could grow up like a princess." I could see that one coming.:rofl: God, I love kids!
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