I've been alive forever, And I wrote the very first song!!!!

[LynneSin]

Just in case you were wondering who started it all - it was me!

[kick-ass-bob]

1. So much for INTELLIGENT design.

:shrug:

:hide:

:P

[LynneSin]

2. You're just jealous cause I write the songs that make the young girls cry

so there!

[LSK]

3. it does give proof that there is evolution, doesnt it?

:hide:

[LynneSin]

6. You know my music makes you dance & gives your spirit to take a chance

So you better be damn greatful before I :kick: your ass!

[merh]

4. Thank you -

I appreciate the song that lead to all songs. :thumbsup:

And you do age well, given you have been alive forevah! :silly:

And thanks for fixing the subject line - I was so confused for a moment there. :crazy:

:hug:

[LynneSin]

5. Anything else I can do for you today

and guess who I'm hanging out with tonight!!

[merh]

9. Could you validate my parking ticket?

:rofl: :rofl:


And I heard and I'm so damned jealous! :argh:

I don't get to hang out with the cool kids! x(

I'll be stuck watching an ER rerun or something. :(


You guys have fun and I really, really mean it! :grouphug:

:loveya:

[LynneSin]

11. You should roadtrip to Delaware

I'll send you $20 to cover all the tollbooths

[merh]

15. lol

Toll booths???

We don't have toll booths here, I always thought they were the subject of fairy tales and trolls lived under the bridges.

You mean they are real? :freak:

Thanks for the offer to cover the cost - will you include an instructional manual as well. :shrug:


My newly acquired, previously owned (and previously owned before that) vehicle would not make the trip. :-(

I would probably be stuck somewhere in between here and there :scared:

One day I will visit - one day ...

:hug:

[LynneSin]

17. Yes tollbooths are real. Here, watch the webcam of this one in Dover DE

http://www.deldot.gov/public.ejs?command=PublicCameraDisplay&county=2&id=80&hb=1&connectType=http

Looks like there is a tractor trailer down

[merh]

18. Cool site.

Okay, so I will bookmark this in case I need a refresher should I find a way to get up to your neck of the woods.

That 1/2 of the double wide on that semi could be the cause of the problem! :shrug:

Have a great visit! :hi:

[LynneSin]

19. if you wait long enough though you'll see a tollbooth

:D

[merh]

20. You mean up close?

:bounce:

I see the cars going under the canopy and hesitating, then driving off! :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

7. Thanks for taking my breath away.

[ET Awful]

8. Couldn't have been much of a song . . .

cowbells hadn't been invented yet.

:P

[LynneSin]

10. We just pounded on the cows back then - they existed back then

got real ornery when we smacked them with sticks!!

[ET Awful]

12. So they don't call 'em cow bells cause cows wear 'em, but because

cows invented them to keep you whackos from engaging in bovine sadism?

[LynneSin]

13. Well would you be happy if I were beating you with a stick?

And some of those cows had horns and they hurt :cry:

[ET Awful]

14. Well you ain't supposed to stand in front of them when they's runnin'

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

16. I was Genghis Kahn, I was Aristophenes

I was a guy named Urgh in 50,000 B.C.
I was Rasputin and all the chicks he had
I was Catherine the Great I was my mom and dad
I've been a butcher I've been a baker I have been a bookmaker
I have skippered Clipper ships and dug for undertakers
I've lived to be 98 and I have died when I was four
I've lived through war and peace and war and war and war and war

I could write a book about my past lives
I should write a book about my past lives
I died three times at Waterloo
This life's not the best life, but at least I'm not you

I was Abe Lincoln I was all the slaves he freed
This life's not the best but at least you're not me
I've been French noblemen and I've been Russian peasants
I've been somebodies, nobodies, once I was a pheasant

I was there when Ceasar bled and I followed where Moses led
I wrote the words Mohammed said, I kissed the ground where St. Paul tread
I was best man when Henry wed, I put the crown on George's head
I slept in Washington's bed, I shot John F. Kennedy dead

I watched Atlantis sink below, hung out with Bowie at the Alamo
I didn't like being Edgar Allen Poe, I was sick a lot whe I was Rimbaud
I helped the druids build Stonehenge, me and Buddha invented Zen
Once I borrowed Shakespeare's pen, Joan of Arc was my best friend

I was there when Ceasar bled and I followed where Moses led
I wrote the words Mohammed said, I kissed the ground where St. Paul tread
I was best man when Henry wed, I put the crown on George's head
I slept in Washington's bed, I shot John F. Kennedy dead,
the blood was red, I shot him dead, dead, dead-dead-dead

[nickgutierrez]

21. So we have you to blame...

...for that damned Bananaphone. :cry:

[LynneSin]

22. Bananaphone

:cry:

I didn't do it - I swear!

[El Fuego]

23. THE. WORST. SONG. EVAH!!!!

:puke:

[Enraged_Ape]

24. Oh, my God! You're BRUCE JOHNSTON of the Beach Boys!!!

I'm a huge fan!! I've loved you since your Beach Boys days and even as the songwriter of "I Write the Songs".

And I know you also sang back-up vocals on Pink Floyd's "The Wall". With Toni Tennille even! How cool is that?!?!

It's nice to meet you, Bruce. Welcome to DU. :bounce:

[I_love_SNL]

25. i've been alive for exactly:

14 years, 8 months, 3 days, 6 hours, 34 minutes, and 35 seconds.

[newyawker99]

26. Ugh!! Barry Manilow.....

:puke: