My fridge is fifty percent full of condiments.

[LaraMN]

Or so it would appear.
Who needs six kinds of salad dressing and four kinds of hot sauce? Get through that stuff and the beverages, and there's really no FOOD in there! Am I the only one with this much junk?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. How many different kinds o' mustard?

All vacuous fridge states can be forgiven if it contains at least three (3) different mustard types.

[LaraMN]

5. Surprisingly enough, only two.

I am beyond reproach.

[FuzzySlippers]

6. I got three kinds of mustard.

Dijon, some grainy stuff, and a big ol' jar of French's yellow.

[yvr girl]

2. Sounds like my fridge

I have a thing for sauces.

[LaraMN]

7. Half of them are items I bought and don't use often, so they sit

in there until they expire. Ok, possibly until well after they expire.:yoiks:

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Mine must be more than 75% condiments.

Jam-packed, and I can't find a freaking thing to eat in there.

[LaraMN]

9. Exactly! I'm just gonna sit here and eat cough drops and pout.

I'm ticked that there's no food, yet I'M the grocery shopper. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. Got bread?

Ketchup sammiches. :9

[FuzzySlippers]

12. I do have three kinds of bread

and English muffins. Thanks for the suggestion. NOT!!!!!

[LaraMN]

13. I lost it. The moment is gone. Now I don't want a snack.

Unless it's a Cinnabon. I'd eat that even if I were puking between bites!

[miss_american_pie]

4. I doubt it

My MIL always has several salad dressings, ketchups, creamers.

Which is odd, because my husband cleans out the fridge all the darn time.

[RevCheesehead]

8. This one is just begging for a copycat....

but I'll defer to the master, KitchenWitch. :D

[LaraMN]

11. I shall wait with baited breath.

Though consuming the bait will pose a challenge for me.

[RevCheesehead]

15. not to mention anyone within 50 feet of you.

[LaraMN]

16. I smell like a damn rose garden! What are you trying to say?!

:silly: :rofl:

[tigereye]

14. when I think of how much I spend on low fat snacks

and other junk... and then fruit just sits there while the guys complain that there isn't anything to eat... that's what's weird.

my fridge has far too much Thai take-out in it, actually. And sodas my son fails to finish.

[LaraMN]

17. Yep! I refuse to buy soda and if I put fruit or veggies in the "crisper,"

drawer, they will be lost to everyone else in the household!