Psycho Kitten .......... Oh God here we go ..............

[Crazy Guggenheim]

(Sing to the tune of “Psycho Killer”)

My cat seems to live in his own little life
He makes me nervous and he carries a knife
I can’t sleep cause he scratched up my bed
Please help me, he really wants me dead . . .

Chorus:
Psycho Kitten
Hiss, Hiss, Hiss
Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Meow
Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away
Ohhh . . .
Psycho Kitten
Hiss, Hiss, Hiss
Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Ma Meow
Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Away
Ohhh . . .
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!

You fill up a bowl of cat food; he won’t even finish it.
You pet him a lot, but he’s not purring anything.
When I ask him to speak, his lips are sealed.
Meow something once, why meow it again?

(Chorus)

I’d prefer a dog; they’re okay.
I’d prefer a rat; they’re fine, too.
Oh, please help me get rid of him.
He’s stalking me day and night . . . Oh no . . .
Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi!
He is brave and he is bold.
I wish I could just smash him into mold.

(Chorus)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Psycho Chicken by The Fools

I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is gettin' me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

CHORUS:
Psycho Chicken--what the f*ck?
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak
Better run run run run run run run away

I don't know just what to do
He's got a grudge against Frank Perdue
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything
I plucked him once--why pluck him again?--CHORUS

Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose
but Psycho Chicken's still on the loose
("Hmm, a little chickie--" BWAAK!! "OHH!!")

They caught him down in Ohio
They cut off his head and they put him in the oven
They put him in a box right next to a roll
Put some coleslaw around his legs and someone took him home
Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine ("BURP!")
but the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!
HALF-CHORUS (with "Qu'est-ce que?")
CHORUS (with "What the f*ck?")

("Ooh, it's all covered in feathers!")

[peekaloo]

2. well they are vain and they are blind

I hate kittens when they act unkind.