Things you'd never hear at FR...

[LynzM]

Inspired by Briarius's comment to me earlier:

"There's a really great piece on the home page about Constitutional Law and the wiretapping stuff; you should read it!"

(go read it, it's good: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=226x4183)

Your turn!

[KitchenWitch]

1. "We should run Russ Feingold in 08"

[RandomKoolzip]

2. 'Getting your chest waxed tomorrow, Warren?'

[LynzM]

10. I don't know why this is so funny, but...

:rofl:

[NMMNG]

3. " No, I really do think gays deserve equal rights.

Including marriage."

[SeattleGirl]

4. "You know, I really think Bush has gone too far

with this wiretapping thing." :rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

5. Correct spelling

[BikeWriter]

6. Will Pitt's the greatest!

[leftstreet]

7. We shuld support our troupes by brinning them home

[XemaSab]

8. Nazi : Swastika :: Grammar Nazi :

a) Emdash
b) Semicolon
c) D-squiggle
d) Umlaut

[LynzM]

9. LOL

Xema, you've got me giggling in my cube over here! :)

Um, b?

[Brewman_Jax]

11. I just finished reading a hardcover book

:rofl:

[underpants]

12. "Now let's take a minute and think about this...."

:bounce:

[underpants]

13. "What Reagan SHOULD HAVE DONE was...."

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. "I've been thinking..."

[flvegan]

15. Look, it IS Bush's fault. Clinton left us with a surplus.

[Heidi]

16. "I just read . . ." (nt)

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. I just had a dental checkup, and everything is perfect!

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. "Wittgestein." "Tolstoy." "Chopin." "Goethe."

[malmapus]

19. "Heading to recruiter today to sign up and show my President how much I

back him up on his policies, plus serving my country! Wish me luck!"

[petronius]

38. Actually, you'll see stuff like that all the time

It just won't be true... ('cause, you know, they tried to sign up, but there was a medical problem, or the recruiter said that they were already serving their country by working for Exxon, or something like that.)

[kmla]

20. "Well, I did some investigating...."

"... and it turns out that both Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity both are liars. Pathological ones at that. I might even describe them as full of shit."

[Deep13]

21. The working poor are really hurting.

Jesus would want us to help them rather than give away money to rich people.

[Deep13]

22. So that was a shower?

And to think I was afraid of it for all those years.

[x-g.o.p.er]

23. "I have a high school diploma"

[DS1]

24. I can't find my gun

:cry:

[Mike Daniels]

25. You know, Ann Coulter is actually an undernourished genetic freak

[Deep13]

26. I'm all for the traditional values and stuff, but...

...those cable news guys are just plain nuts!

[Lady President]

27. "I sent my donation to Greenpeace"

"I've had enough Jell-o salad, and I'll pass on the chicken fried steak too."

"My partner and I are vacationing in the Loire Valley this year."

"I don't own a firearm"

"Who's Dale Earnhart?"

"I'm never going to Wal-Mart again"

"My finance and I are registered at William-Sonoma"

"I don't follow sports"

"I'm trying out for Jeopardy"

"See you at the Mensa meeting"

"I'm tivo-ing Masterpiece Theatre-- Alistair Cooke is brilliant"


***Really, this just too easy

[LynzM]

29. I know, right?

I mean, I'm generally not all about stereotyping a whole group of people so blatantly, but given the vast loads of utter CRAP that are posted over there.... I think I'll make an exception :)

[Deep13]

28. Hillary Clinton is just too hot and sensual to be President.

[malmapus]

30. Does anyone else think we need to rework the pot a pot to person ratio?

...

[BikeWriter]

31. I've been thinking. Women should have self-determination.

[bbernardini]

32. "My, what a lovely lace doily!" (with credit to David Letterman...)

Dave originally had that in a Top Ten list many years ago about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Possibly a bit about Terminator movies.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

33. "I have to respectfully disagree."

"Well, I'm finally moving out of Mom's basement!"

"Sounds fishy. Do you have a link to a reputable source?"

[LynzM]

34. That one is SO true....

"Respect? What is this 'respect' of which you speak?" :rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

35. Sadam and 911 are not linked.

[Brewman_Jax]

36. It really ISN'T Clinton's fault!

:rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

37. "I did not have sex with my sister!"

:shrug: