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theliberalavenger Donating Member (204 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-15-06 11:59 PM
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Dick Cheney Jokes
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:05 AM
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1. Dick Cheney's advisors concluded his daily briefing by saying "Three Brazi
Oh, never mind.
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theliberalavenger Donating Member (204 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:38 AM
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2. hehe
I can only imagine what the punchline was...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:47 AM
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3. Here ya go:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Cheney down there huntin' again?"
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:49 AM
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4. That's the one.
Right there.

My 20,000th DU post.

I'm going for it. :D
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:50 AM
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5. You're a baaaaaaaaaaad girl, Xema.
And I :loveya: for it. :evilgrin: :hug:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-16-06 12:52 AM
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6. Thanks!
You are too for devising such a RUTHLESS, RUTHLESS alteration of the old familiar joke we've heard so many times before.

:toast:
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