If Jesus and Mary Magdelene Were Married, That Raises Another Question

[Yavin4]

What gift do you bring to the wedding, and don't even think about bringing Myrrh.

[Richardo]

1. You know there'll be enough wine.

Just make sure there are 6 stone jugs.

[Fenris]

4. And enough fish and bread, too.

I'd give them a personalized Bible.

[Richardo]

6. What do you get someone who can create everything?

Something handmade, perhaps.

Like a box made out of popsicle sticks.

[DS1]

2. Advil

[Ron Mexico]

3. A gift certificate to Payless Shoes?

Sorry, I'm just having one of those days. :)

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Easter eggs

[rurallib]

7. Human- animal crosses as pets.

[Strong Atheist]

8. Post this in

R&T...:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[johnnie]

9. I'd bring them one of those Bibles

The ones that have the whole family tree in the front to fill in. It would save them time because all the "begots" are already done for Mr. Christ. He would just have to copy from the front of the book.

[EstimatedProphet]

18. And you say you never have any worthwhile posts!

[johnnie]

23. Well, there might be one or two

Out of 13,000..lol.

[Deja Q]

10. Or who the father would be? And I'd bet Maury Povich would take the case.

Talk about fame for a topic he's already worked to the bone!

[Radical Activist]

12. We're testing the 12th man...

to find the father of a child born to a woman who still claims to be a virgin! (audience boos) Next on Maury!

[momophile]

13. "he/she has to be his - he/she looks just like him!" nt

[Radical Activist]

14. look at the nose!

:)

[Radical Activist]

11. sleeping bag

so Jesus will always have a place to lay his head.

[TrogL]

15. Condoms, sex toys, birth control pills

*runs*

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Crowbar.

[maveric]

17. Werent they registered at Neiman Marcus?

If not I'd go with a blender.

[Katherine Brengle]

19. How about one...

"Get out of crucifixion free" card?

Just a thought... And an irreverent one at that...

[DS1]

20. Titanium wrist and ankle-guards

[Taverner]

21. A large brick of Hittite Hashish

And before you get on my case for blasphemy, Hash was commonly used back then, both medicinally, recreationally and ritualistically.

[Redstone]

22. But could I bring Merh?

I mean, the invitation would say "and guest," wouldn't it?

Redstone