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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:50 AM
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There once was a lady from Wheeling
continue :D

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:52 AM
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1. She spent a lot of time kneeling.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:54 AM
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3. Let's go for the lock....
:evilgrin:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:55 AM
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6. LOL!!! Posted at the exact same moment.
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:53 AM
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2. Who had a particular feeling.....
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:54 AM
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4. She sat on a rock...
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:55 AM
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5. Wiped her face with a sock and said my knees hurt from kneeling.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:56 AM
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7. and wound up her clock...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 10:56 AM
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8. Who shrieked, while she stared at the ceiling.
:dilemma:
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DanCa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 11:01 AM
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9. because what the was wearing was oh so revealling.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 11:34 AM
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10. ...
There once was a lady from Wheeling
Who remarked, with an absence of feeling,
"Your tool is too slight!
But I'm here, so I might
As well plan the new tile for the ceiling."
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-10-06 01:20 PM
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11. Wild applause! n/t
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 10:25 AM
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12. Wow--thanks! But it appears that I killed the thread!
I'm like thread-kryptonite. Fear me!
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-11-06 10:34 AM
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13. There once was a thread from DanCa
predicted it wouldn't go far

the limeric if funny
if you're sort of a dummy

and aren't old enough to drive a car

Big McLargehuge
DU Moderator (5th grade was the hardest four years of his life)
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