Fresh hugs served here. Get 'em while they're hot, folks.

[Heidi]

Come one, come all! :hug:

[reyd reid reed]

1. Hugs are good

And you can't get too much of a good thing....

:hug:

[Heidi]

4. Hi, rrr!

Yes, indeedy, I have I hug for you! :hug: :grouphug:

And since you're the first person to post in this thread, I present you with a pristine copy of the August, 1975, edition of Tiger Beat magazine! :woohoo:

[reyd reid reed]

12. Oh, now that brings back warm, fuzzy memories

Thank you, Heidi...

:hug: :grouphug: :hug: :grouphug: :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

2. I'll take one, darlin' Heidi!!

And give one too! :hug:

[Heidi]

6. SeattleGirl!!!

Dah-link! Not only do I have a :hug: for you, but also a pair of authentic Candie's. :* :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

28. Candies!!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[TimeChaser]

3. I think I could use one.

[Heidi]

7. Hey, gf!

Here, have many: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Gimme two!

And I'll give one back to you! :hug:

[Heidi]

8. Well, how-do, Whoa_Nelly!

:hug: :hug:

And please, select a mood ring of your choice! :loveya:

[Whoa_Nelly]

13. I'll take the tear deop shaped one, please

If I give you $1.99, can I get one for a friend?

It's the heart one.








And it for you! :pals:

[Heidi]

17. Take as many as you like!

I stole them offa the Internets. :rofl:

:* Smooch! :* to you, gf! :loveya:

[hfojvt]

10. two farmers were talking, and one says

"Say Fred, if you had two million dollars, would you give me one or them?"
"Sure, why not? Who needs two million dollars anyway?"
"And if you had two farms, would you give me one of them?"
"What could I do with two whole farms? Of course, you could have one, old friend."
"And if you had two hogs, would -"
"Now hold it right there Jim, you know I've got two hogs."


One guy says to another. "Can you lend me $20? But just give me $10 right now. You can owe me the other $10 and I owe you $10, so we're square."

[Heidi]

18. My brain just imploded!

But I still have a hug for you, my friend. :hug: :hug: :hug:

[hfojvt]

37. that looks like three to me

Three guys stayed at a hotel and paid $10 each, for a total of $30. The hotel owner decided that he over-charged them and gave $5 to the bellboy to give back to them. Instead of trying to figure 2/3 of a dollar, the bellboy pockets $2 and gives them each $1 back. So they paid $9 for their room. 9 times 3 is 27 plus $2 that the bellboy got is only $29. What happened to the other dollar?

:hug: :hi:

[Heidi]

40. That other dollar probably can be found

in The Big Lost Sock Pile In The Sky. :hug: :loveya:

[u4ic]

9. Over here!!

And I'll give a nice big one back to you!!! :hug:

[Heidi]

14. You got it!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Please, while you're here, have a set of clackers! :thumbsup: (But don't attempt to use them if drinking alcohol or operating heavy machinery. ;) )

[u4ic]

19. Thanks, Heidi!! I had a pair of those years ago!

I much prefer that to the Tiger Beat, cuz Scott Baio wasn't in it...:(

Weren't sombreros in at that time? Here, take your pick:

[Heidi]

21. Ha!

That photo changes my opinion of sombreros. Thank you! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Can I get around

with Linda Blair, too? :woohoo:

[Heidi]

15. I imagine that

you can get around with any woman you choose. :hug: :hug: :hug: (Since you bake and all.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. I get around

From town to town
I'm a real cool head
I'm bakin' real good bread

:rofl:

[Heidi]

31. I've heard that about you.

:spray: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. That was our cruisin' song

I just changed one letter.

[u4ic]

25. I'll give you a pet rock

considering I don't get any custard...:eyes:

[Heidi]

29. Is the leash extra?

:rofl:

[u4ic]

34. Yes - AND the toys!!

Can't forget the toys!! They need some fun...otherwise, they'll be dull as a doornail.

However, I believe the book goes into detail about building a rokkie litter box, and sewing a fluffy pillow for them to sleep on. :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. You didn't say you wanted any

And I already got a pet rock. Had him since 1975. Name's Rastus.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. My dear Heidi!

Lovely to see you! It HAS been awhile, sweetie......I know you're busy!

Have a hug.....and I'll be happy to have one from you in return......

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

20. Peggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sooooooooo good to see you! I've missed you, gf! Lotsa hugs for you: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And lookie! I got you a fish pen! :thumbsup:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. Oooohhhh, a fish pen!

Looks like fun! :thumbsup:

:loveya: :hug:

[texanwitch]

22. Send me some of those hugs so I can break in this new computer.

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Heidi]

24. Oh, honey!

I'm sorry the new computer is givin' you fits! :hug: :hug: :hug:

I think what you need is:

[texanwitch]

27. Thanks, the keyboard is hell.

:argh:

[Heidi]

30. The touchpad on my new laptop

drives me nuts! Well, nuttier than I normally am. :rofl:

Do you have a touchpad? :grr:

[texanwitch]

38. Yes but I still like my mouse better, I have it hooked up to my computer.

Little Monkey likes it to, way to much. I have a big 15 inch screen which is great for watching DVD's. I do like my DVD burner, I am learning to edit now with some excellent software that came with the computer.

[Floogeldy]

32. May I have a hug please?

Warm, like a hot pancake off of the griddle? :)

[Heidi]

35. I thought you'd _nevah_ ask.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

Here, have one of my favorite jokes:

"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he
had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented
money there has been only one answer to that question."

( :* )

[Floogeldy]

36. Oooooooooooh!

[Heidi]

39. There's another Darrow joke that I lovelovelove,

but I can't remember it correctly enough to tell it. But the punch-line is Darrow saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot accept money so freshly stolen." :rofl:

[Floogeldy]

41. *snicker snicker*

Darrow always did lean a bit too far on the ethical side. ;)

[billyskank]

43. Any left?

:hug:

[Heidi]

44. Yep!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

And, here, have an authentic Oklahoma State Fair roachclip to hang from the rear-view mirror of your car! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

50. So *that's* what's on the wind

that comes sweepin' down the plains.

:hippie:

[Heidi]

51. Smarty-pants!

I remember one time my dad took us to the state fair, and my sister and I won these feathered roach clips on the midway. We had no idea what they were, and we were wearing them in our hair. When we got home, mom put a quick stop to that and explained to us what they were. My sister and I looked at one another, and then at mom, and asked, "How come you know so much about marijuana?" :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

52. When I was 8, we visited some old friends

in a suburb of LA. He was a doctor, and he gave my folks some kinda booster shots on the house, and gave my sister and I the syringes (no needles) to use as squirt guns. Back at the motel, we were doing that around the pool and our folks made us stop "because people might see."

I didn't understand about heroin until much later. :eyes:

[billyskank]

55. That'll go very well with my furry dice

Pink, too. Classy. :loveya:

[Random_Australian]

45. Aha! I'll hug you first!

:hug::hug::hug::pals::hug::hug::hug:

[Heidi]

47. Aha!

Right backatcha, young man! :hug: :hug: :hug: :pals: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

46. Who could pass up a hug from you?

:hug:

[Heidi]

48. Well, aren't you sweet?

(Don't worry. I won't tell anyone. :P )

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

49. Haha, I can be sweet when I want.

:P

[bridgit]

53. hug up, homey...

:hi:

[Heidi]

56. There's my bridgit!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

:loveya:

:hi: gf!!!!

[bridgit]

58. Heidi Sweetness & Light you are here...

:hi: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: doll :bounce: traipsing back to sleepy land busy day in the morn all day long therefore please please please = peace, love & wholeness to you & CMW, Ginger, kitties, cats & koi :-)

[Heidi]

59. Sweet dreams, my friend.

:hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: :*

[oscar111]

54. Great post, nice card too.

the real spirit of our LW party!

oscar

[Heidi]

57. Hiya, Oscar!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

I gave ya extras, so you can pass 'em around! :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

60. Yes, please!

[Heidi]

61. Certainly!

I always have a hug for the guy with the nicest smile on DU! :thumbsup: (My nominee for woman with the nicest smile on DU is TheProphetess! :thumbsup: )

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

62. Aww, thanks!

:blush: :D

[MissMillie]

63. Boy, do I ever need one

can you make it last a month?

[Heidi]

72. My friend Millie . . .

I don't know if my hugs are that powerful, but please know that my respect for you has no expiration date. :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[nutsnberries]

64. when you get a chance...

that card is nice but it's not cutting it.

extra hug here, please?

[Heidi]

73. I love your username!

Maybe a few extra hugs will make up for the smarmy card in the OP?

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[nutsnberries]

96. thanks Heidi

:hug:

much better - thank you!

[texas1928]

94. AAAWWWW

SHE NEEDS A HUG!!!!!!!!





:hug:













and a









TAG!!!!!!!! YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[nutsnberries]

98. hey gotcha (elsewhere)- but before you run...

c'mere... :hug:

i've mellowed out.

[Mutley]

65. I'll take a hug, Heidi.

:hug: And give one in return. :)

[Heidi]

74. My fellow freckled goddess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've missed you, gf! :pals: :loveya:

:hug: :hug: :hug:¨:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Mutley]

89. I missed you, too.

It's great to be back.

:hug: :loveya:

[AirmensMom]

66. Aw, thanks, Heidi!

[Heidi]

75. Now, _that's_ a hug!!!!

How are you, HarleyDad and the kitties, gf? :pals:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[AirmensMom]

90. We're fine, thanks!

:bounce: The kitties are outside getting their sun baths. :loveya:

It's good to see you around, gf! :pals:

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

[Neoma]

67. I don't "hug".

:silly:

[Heidi]

78. Ah, but _I_ do!

Are you one of those European air-kissers, like everyone else around me? :rofl:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[Neoma]

87. Besides the European part.

Sure.

[Heidi]

88. It took me a while to learning the European kissing thing,

but I learned a lot more quickly after I accidentally kissed Call Me Wesley's 70-year-old uncle smack on the lips. (I started on the wrong side, and Heinz and I met in the middle.) :blush:

[progmom]

68. ooooh oooooh - I'd like one!

You have any left?

[Heidi]

79. For you, there are _always_ hugs!!!

How are you, my gf MisU, Progspawn and my godkitten Rufus Harley? :* :loveya:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[progmom]

91. we're all doing very well

i feel so lucky.

we think of you and your family all the time, btw. you're very much a part of our lives.

:hug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

69. I'll take a day-old.

:-) :hi: :hug:

[Heidi]

80. Hiya, Vash!

For you, I always have a hug (or two)! :pals:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

70. I'd like that very much.

[Heidi]

82. There's my warrior woman gf!!!

Joani, you so spah-kly!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[In_The_Wind]

95. That's cause

I really am so happy!
A mite confused.
But that's okay.

[bigwillq]

71. I want one!

I'll give you one! :) :hug:

[Heidi]

83. You can have a brazilian hugs, bigwillq!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[IronLionZion]

76. I'll take as much as you have!

And return the favor likewise

:hug: :grouphug: :pals: :yourock:

DU is my anti-drug!

[Heidi]

84. Hi, IronLionZion!

Pleased to meetcha! Should we really hug at introduction? YES, I think so! :rofl:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[swimboy]

77. I'd like one please.

and you can have one of these!

:hi: :hug:

[Heidi]

85. Oh, butter me up with Overnight Cinnamon Rolls!

:rofl:

I'd hug you for free, my friend! :*

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

81. yes please

:hug::hug::hug:

[Heidi]

86. Hey, you!

How are you and Baby? I've missed you, my friend! :loveya: :pals:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

93. I feel like i havent seen you in ages!!!

We're all good...happy to see nice weather again...how are you, the buggy, and the wiley and excellent boy-cat named Ginger? :loveya:

[wildhorses]

92. thanks I needed that

:hi:

[Heidi]

105. You're more than welcome, gf!

Have some fresh Saturday mornin' hugs, too: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[BigMcLargehuge]

97. I'll take one

I think I just ruined someone's day

:(

[Heidi]

101. Dontcha hate when that happens?

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

<----- That's Big, ruining someone's day. ;)

[uppityperson]

99. I could use one, just in general, thank you

[Heidi]

103. Here are some uppity hugs for you!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

100. ...yeah, ok...one for me...

[Heidi]

104. For you _and_ TheProphetess!

:hi: my friend!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[EstimatedProphet]

107. Thanks!

[auntAgonist]

102. I NEED a lot ..

can I have more than just one? :)

:loveya: :hi:

aA

[Heidi]

106. You betcha, aA!

Sooooooo good to see you, kesha! :* :loveya:

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[auntAgonist]

112. ohhh I feel

loved :)

thanks Heidi :hug: :loveya:

good to see you too!!
aA

[aquaman]

108. A hug from a friend is a good thing, I would like one please......

Hope you and the Mr. are well.

[Heidi]

110. Hi, aquaman!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

All is fine here. The construction crew built my new studio this week, but it still needs paint on the new walls, and the big glass windows and sliding glass door won't be here until next week. x(

How are you, asqua-spouse and Lil' Hippy? :hug:

[mduffy31]

109. I could really use one

[Heidi]

111. Okie dokie!

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: