You know what's fan-frickin-tastic?

[jane_pippin]

When someone does something that pisses you off, you have every right to be pissed, and you try to talk to them about it but they're just too busy being in love with themselves to be bothered with you. Isn't that a fucking joy and a half? :eyes:


Can somebody please make me laugh? That would be great because I really don't feel like crying right now. Thanks.


(Please note: the brazillion joke will make me cry. In a bad way.)

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Here, watch some Clone High

http://www.youtube.com/results?search=clone+high&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

If Clone High doesn't make you laugh, nothing will.

[jane_pippin]

3. That looked good...

Is there supposed to be sound? Because somebody had to take a vital component away from our sound system so now the computer has no sound coming out of it. Today's getting better and better!

The first one was funny without sound though, so thanks. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Ohhh, that sucks...

Yes, there is sound, and if you find it funny without sound, you'll be in tears once you can hear sound, haha. One of the funniest cartoons ever.

[jane_pippin]

7. Yeah, it does. I don't know why I was suprised

to find that fun little development.

I'll check it out again once everything is back to normal.

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. Here ya go.

Oh boy, watch it now,
jane_pippin is having a cow,
She's a mighty pissed,
And if you say something wrong,
Your head won't be missed.




(Sorry if that was mean! I didn't mean it to be....)

[jane_pippin]

4. lol! Thanks MiniManda

That did the trick. :D

[ZombieNixon]

6. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing...

The president jumps out of his chair and says "You son of a bitch, if you do the setup for this stupid joke one more time, I swear to God and Dick Cheney I'm gonna kick your sorry ass!"

Yes. It's a fucking joy and a half...or not. I know exactly what you mean. :(

[jane_pippin]

8. I shake my fist at you!

No, I don't really. But I wanted to for a second. Then I laughed, picturing ol' frat boy georgie actually doing that. So thanks.

Yeah, it's no fun. But, it's why god gave us beer.

[Haole Girl]

9. A clean oldie but goodie:

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
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Nothing, it just let out a little wine! :)

[jane_pippin]

10. Aw, that was cute. Thanks.

And bonus: Reading it prevented me from acting out childish revenge in the from of drinking/emptying out all the beer in the fridge. :thumbsup:

[Haole Girl]

11. Welcome! n/t

[Writer]

12. Okay... do this. Go to google and search "narcissist."

Read read read... then you'll discover how prevalent human evil is in our nation. You may even understand George W. Bush!

There you go. Enjoy. :)