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A Texas cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly > a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. > > The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban > sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If > If I can tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, > will you give me a calf?" > > The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his > peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" > > The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, > connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the > Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get > an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA > satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. > > The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and > exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. > > Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image > has been processed and the data stored. > > He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel > spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, > receives a response. > > Soon he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, > miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and > says,"You have exactly 1586 cows and calves." > > "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the > cowboy. > > He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused > as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. > > Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly > what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" > > The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why > not?" > > "You're a consultant for the National Republican Party." says the > cowboy. > > "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" > > "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even > though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already > knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much > smarter than me you are and you don't know a damn thing about cows... > Now give me back my dog."
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