National Miskatonic Poll: Cthulhu ahead by nine candidates...

[Ellen Forradalom]

YUM!

[brainshrub]

1. Are you talking about this Cthulhu?:

Here's the link: http://www.howardhallis.com/bis/cthulhuchick/


Here's the strip:

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. The one and only!

Who has decided that Democratic candidates taste like chicken, yes.

[HawkerHurricane]

3. Cthulhu for President in '04!

Why vote for the LESSER of two evils?

[brainshrub]

5. How do you procounce Cthulhu?

I need to know so I can pray for a quick death.

[Ellen Forradalom]

6. "Dick Cheney"

Further help for proper pronunciation:

"There are vocal qualities peculiar to men, and vocal qualities peculiar to beasts; and it is terrible to hear the one when the source should be the other. Animal furty and orgiastic license here whipped themselves to demoniac heights by howls and squawking ecstasies that tore and reverberated through those nighted woods like pestilential tempests from the gulfs of hell. Now and then less organized ululations would cease, and from what seemed a well-drilled chorus of hoarse voices would rise in singsong chant that hideous phrase or ritual:
'Ph'nglui mglw'nah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.'/i]"

--H.P. Lovecraft, "The Call of Cthulhu"

[brainshrub]

7. You're really into this, aren't you?

Are there any other benefits to worshiping Cthulhu, other than being eaten first?

[prolesunited]

8. What more do you want?

Sheesh. ;-)

[pansypoo53219]

4. bah humbug

i'm voting for Tlaloc.