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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-23-06 02:33 PM
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The new Gay news.
A family of four has been rescued from a burning house by a homosexual.

Kevin LeSalle, who prefers the company of men to women, saw smoke and flames across the street Monday. He entered the house and saved two young children, then reentered to rescue the parents. LeSalle then collapsed on the lawn, exhausted and gay.

The hero suffered burns and injuries leaving him unable to work or have sex with other men for two months. Doctors describe his condition as stable but homosexual.

-(Transcribed from) The Onion Radio News

:rofl:

I just wonder how long before such New Journalism becomes reality?
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