Which level of Hell are you damned to?

[ZombieNixon]

As we're all Democrats, or at least not Republicans here, we know that none of us has the slightest chance of entering Heaven because we dared to vote against Jesus Christ George W. Bush. :eyes: So, in which circle of Hell will we be spending eternity? (Also includes Purgatory and Limbo for the Goody Two-Shoeses among us).

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Proof that this test is the real deal? I get put in the the second level, the abode of the lustful. It fits! :evilgrin:

See y'all there!

Edit: this post is sarcastic, you do know that, right? I mean, it's me...come on...:D

[miss_american_pie]

1. I'm there with you

:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

7. Hehe...sweet.

:evilgrin:

[donco6]

2. Level 7 here.

For being a sinful homosexual, no doubt.

[ZombieNixon]

12. Of course.

:eyes:

[SacredCow]

120. Same here...

It also said I was violent, which is just SO not me. I'll have to review my answers, but I'm sure I'll still be in the 7th level!

[Mutley]

3. Second. :D

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[ZombieNixon]

8. It's because of what we did in the kudzu thread.

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

13. At least it was worth it.

:smoke:

[Xipe Totec]

63. And here I am!

Y aqui estoy!

Hope nobody steals my pitchfork out of dubya's butt.

[Mutley]

66. Hey there.

Welcome to my world.

:bounce:

[Xipe Totec]

68. It was my assigned destination

according to the quiz, but I just had to put a fork in the roast downstairs.

Love what you've done with the place!

[Mutley]

69. It's nice, isn't it?

I hired a decorator. :D

Anyway, though. Welcome home. :P

[Xipe Totec]

72. The Master and Margarita is perfect for this level.

Ain't serendipity a kicker?

http://cr.middlebury.edu/public/russian/Bulgakov/public_html/MSeditions.html

[Mutley]

74. I am reading reviews of The Master and Margarita...

It sounds like my kind of novel. :bounce: :woohoo: :bounce:

[Mutley]

80. Well, that is that.

I'm going to get it tomorrow. :bounce:

[Xipe Totec]

81. Yay!

You will love it!

PS: "And Here I Am" is one of the early tittles of this novel. :evilgrin:

[Mutley]

82. I read that.

You sly devil you. :P

[Hugin]

110. I'll see you there.

Leave a light on... Okay?

[MiniMandaRuth]

4. Purgatory.

What the frick? Some of those questions are screwball.

[ZombieNixon]

5. Yeah, they are. They were taken from Dante's Inferno.

Hence homosexuality and treason BS.

(You haven't had enough time to screw up yet. Wait until college. :evilgrin:)

[MiniMandaRuth]

11. I asked my PE teacher... actually, all my teachers... what college was lik

And his answer was the best:

"You'll hate school and your classmates until college. When you get to college, all you'll hate is going to school with a hangover and when your friends wake you up from said hangover."

It made me laugh.

[ZombieNixon]

15. It's true.

Which is why you don't let your friends in the room when you have a hangover. :hangover:

[tjwmason]

99. Not wishing to be a pernickety git...

Purgatory can't really be taken from l'Inferno can it? Perhaps you should have put Divina Comedia. :P

[yellowdogintexas]

23. See you in Purgatory...

strange assortment of questions

[MiniMandaRuth]

27. Stupid questions.

Grr....

[Ava]

31. hey! at least i'll be there with you!

i don't think WIMR will be though! :rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

92. I hope I'm not the oldest one in purgatory.

[hfojvt]

97. only if you are older than

Chuck Foreman's number.

[LaurenG]

130. me too, but I don't believe in it so now what?

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[catbert836]

6. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Well, since there's no way that I could believe in God even if I wanted to, maybe predestination is true. Maybe God just doesn't want me to believe in him. :evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

9. Ooh, philosophical!

:o

[Yavin4]

37. The Party Is On The Sixth Level

Wooo Hooo!! We're going to be gettin' down!

[sakabatou]

98. Welcome fellow citizen of Dis

[dr.strangelove]

108. Me too - The SIXTH LEVEL IS WHERE ITS AT

All the cool kids are down here smoking and driving cool cars.

[Misunderestimator]

119. It must be THE place... I'm going there too.

[Dave Reynolds]

10. I'm a bad, bad man.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[otherlander]

132. Hey, me too!

Sounds fun. ^^

[dysfunctional press]

14. Level 8 - the malebolge

...that's right- i'm a bad muthafucker...

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

thank god i'm an atheist...

[ZombieNixon]

17. You're the evillest one so far!

:bounce: Congrats! :party:

[deadparrot]

25. Me, too.

Whee.

:D

[Tyrone Slothrop]

30. I'll see you in Hell!!!

I got the 8th level too...

Maybe we can tear some bodies apart or spit on some lepers sometime? I'll call you...

[AmyDeLune]

104. Gah! 8th level?!?

Good thing I'm a Pagan...;)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent,
Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

[skygazer]

16. Interesting - I'm in Limbo

First level -

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


Sounds like a great place to be and I haven't done the limbo in a long time. Wonder how Homer manages it blind.

[ZombieNixon]

18. Goody-goody.

:P

[skygazer]

19. I can't imagine how I managed that

After stating that I don't believe in god, I've had "unnatural" sex and sex before marriage and sex with a member of the same sex and contemplated suicide....

You know, Hell's got no standards anymore. :eyes:

[AllieB]

42. Me too. I'm such a goody-two-shoes!

:cry:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

128. Beats Heaven by a mile. -nt

[Ariana Celeste]

20. 6th level

The City of Dis.

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[NewWaveChick1981]

112. Me too!

:D I'm in good company! :P

[mainegreen]

21. Dis, but I scored high all around

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Evidently I'm a violent, lustfull, fraudulent, treacherous, wrathful heretic.

Sweet.

[pokerfan]

106. Another one in the Sixth Level of Hell

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[mdmc]

22. off in the woods

level seven

[Ava]

24. Purgatory

"You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven."


well i won't be seeing any of you! :P

[Ava]

26. i told ya'll i was an angel!

:P

[ZombieNixon]

34. This, of course, is operative on the condition that you become a nun

before you can do any of that icky boy-girl stuff. :eyes:

:P

[Ava]

38. no, i could just wait until i get married

duh!
:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

43. Nope. You still have to avoid that "unnatural" stuff.

Even when married.

And if you do that, you're a fundie. God forbid you enjoy sex. :eyes:

[ContraBass Black]

52. I'll be there too.

Yay. Or something.

[Xipe Totec]

28. 9th Circle; I volunteered

I wanted first dibs on pitchforking dubya's hat for an eternity.

Did I say hat? I meant ass...

...wait, no. Same thing. yes, hat!

[Mutley]

29. 9th!

:o

:D

[Xipe Totec]

45. It's ok, I'll wear shorts and a T-shirt.

And of course, a pitchfork.

If it gets too hot, I can always take my skin off...

:evilgrin:

[Mutley]

50. You should join me on the 2nd.

It's *much* more fun. :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

55. Mmmm sounds inviting!

But won't Helen and Cleopatra be jealous of the competition?

...I'll join you as soon as a get a few stabs into dubya, to see if he's done.

[Mutley]

60. Choosing to stab at dubya in the 9th dimension of hell

rahter than join me in the lustful 2nd dimension. You've truly lost your mind. :D

[Xipe Totec]

61. Mon Dieu! No!

Anticipation enhances pleasure...

Waiting is half the fun! :bounce:

[Mutley]

62. Hmph. There is only so much

patience this sinner can tolerate. :7

[Xipe Totec]

65. Since you put it so nicely,

I'm there already.

:bounce:

[Mutley]

67. Me too.

:D

[Harley Quinn]

32. 1st Level-Limbo:Virtuous Non-believers

"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

I believe that is the first time I've been called virtuous...

[rug]

33. Level 12, surrounded by exes with cell phones.

[ZombieNixon]

36. Meep!

:scared:

[LordshipLadyship]

35. Fifth

Fifth Level of Hell

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.



Kind of sounds like GD with this Truthout-Rove thing going on.



Mr. Lordship :evilgrin:

[ChickMagic]

107. Hey, I'm rocking the fifth level too!

Here's the breakdown:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[Iniquitous Bunny]

39. 7th Level

:evilgrin:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html

[Random_Australian]

40. First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[Ava]

41. it's because you are a damn atheist!

:P

[MichiganVote]

44. I'll be a greeter

[Bossy Monkey]

46. I was thinking the "Sent to bed without supper" level, but the test said

The 6th Level, City of Dis, for Heretics.

[ZombieNixon]

47. Meh...same diff.

:D

[u4ic]

48. Starting at level 2

and it's all downhill from there...:evilgrin:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory - Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers | High
Level 2 - Lustful | Very High
Level 3 - Gluttonous | Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious | Very Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics | Very High
Level 7 - Violent | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | High
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous | High

[ZombieNixon]

49. See you there!

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[u4ic]

51. Whew!

For a minute I wondered if I'd have anybody to lust after...:evilgrin:

[ZombieNixon]

53. All the people worth lusting after are there!

It's the abode of the lusteful, after all. :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

54. I think you rigged it

It's you and a bunch of pretty girls. ;)

[ZombieNixon]

56. It is totally not my fault if you people are a bunch of horndogs.

:eyes:

:P

:evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

59. Careful what rocks you throw

from that glass house. :P

[Generic Brad]

57. Level One????

My mother has me pegged for a much lower level.

[wildhorses]

58. purgatory

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory
You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[Xipe Totec]

70. Somehow, I'm not surprised

I don't think nurses are allowed downstairs....

[wildhorses]

75. ,,,,,,,,,

and you know I wanted to get at least 2 flights down...

[Xipe Totec]

78. ...

You know the door is open, if we can smuggle you past the concierge.

:bounce:

[ThomCat]

64. Level 6. I'm a heretic.

My biggest sin is that I know how to think.

[Redneck Socialist]

71. The Sixth level of Hell for me!

"You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell."

Are these people serious?

[ZombieNixon]

76. I don't know who wrote the test,

but the descriptions are taken from Dante's "Inferno."

[PittPoliSci]

73. i love that there aren't any level 4ers...

i was in 5 myself.

[tigereye]

142. all that GWAR and deathmetal does have it's effects....

:D

I'm in Limbo, but that's not really a surprise....

[KitchenWitch]

77. Another level 7!

wow, did not think I was THAT bad.

[Guava Jelly]

79. 5th level

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[Pale Blue Dot]

83. Level 2 for me.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

[RevolutionaryActs]

84. 6th

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.




Thank you, thank you. :takes bow:

[ZombieNixon]

88. Huh...you're eviller than I thought.

:P

You should come party with us on the second level.

But leave the Furies at home, we hear they're real downers.

[Neshanic]

85. Gay level 19...fabulously garish, Tom Cruise movies 24/7

[hyphenate]

86. I'll be where I belong, too

I'm a heretic!!!


Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[atommom]

87. 6th level ... Dis. I'm a heretic.

Although I also scored high for "limbo" (virtuous non-believers, Socrates, pagans, etc.) and level 8 (frauds, fortune-tellers, seducers, etc.) I don't know where they got that. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

89. I got level 3 - gluttons; but high on levels 2, 4, 5, 7, and 8

n the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

[scarlet_owl]

90. I'm going to Purgatory.

[elcondor]

91. Sixth level!

Totally fits if that's where the heretics hang out ... I'll be in good company, though! I also scored high in "level 2" ... which also seems like a fun place to be! ;-)

[Neoma]

93. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

[wizdum]

94. This realm known as Earth seems like hell at this point in time to me...

...It's so polluted with toxins, and out of natural balance due to the interference of mankind, and marred by war, conflict, greed and corruption.

There are infinite realms in the higher heavens that offer the tranquility and bliss which seems unattainable here on earth at this point in time due to the insatiable desires of the masses for wealth, sex and rock and roll.

[Monk06]

95. Customer Service

[SeattleGirl]

96. Second Level

See, I'm not so bad after all! :evilgrin:

[AmericanaAustraliana]

100. Level 2 is good enough for me

I didn't read the whole thread before posting - does that mean I go down a level?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

101. Fifth level

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

[BreweryYardRat]

102. 5th Level.

Wrath, tempered with a high dose of lust, gluttony, and violence.

Dante was a prick.

[AlienGirl]

103. Purgatrory?! WTF??

Shouldn't I be with the lustful and/or gluttonous?!

Tucker

[Robeson]

105. Level 1, along with.....

....Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. I can live with that.

[life_long_dem]

109. Quoting the words of Aldous Huxley:

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell."

I must be from another planet because I believe I'm in hell already.

[NashVegas]

111. An Example of Why I Hate These Tests

Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.

Of course it's true! That doesn't make it a right or good thing to do, but it works.


I made it to the 7th level this time. Last time I took this, it was to the 6th.

[tjwmason]

113. It's asking what your definition of 'good' is.

Clearly it's an effective way of damaging them, but that doesn't make it good.

[NashVegas]

137. By The Same Coin

"good way," in modern usage, does = "effective way." How often have you ever heard or used the phrase to mean, "benevolent way?"

[tjwmason]

139. I've heard that use quite a few times

and used it that way as well.

Perhaps the test reflects more on modern society (and hence linguistic usage) which presumes that effective means good.

Perhaps we're both trying to read too much into a test which is most likely simply to be a case of sloppy phrasing.

[madinmaryland]

114. I'm going to Herk in a handbag!!

:silly:

[Left_Winger]

115. Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Not surprised.

[In_The_Wind]

116. Third Level of Hell

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!
In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

:hide:
oops

[slide to the left]

117. purgatory

I think thats fair

[One_Life_To_Give]

118. Purgatory, with Ben Franklin

Where else would a volunteer firefighter go.

[motely36]

121. uh-oh...

Level 7!!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

122. 3rd Level

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

[JVS]

123. Since when is Dante a theologically binding writer?

[JVS]

124. I got sent to purgatory! I denounce purgatory as an insidious papal lie!

[ceile]

125. 6th level n/t

[DixieBlue]

126. I only made it to the first level ...

I'm in limbo.

Sounds about right.

[Joey Liberal]

127. Level 5 for me........ I'm just another hell-bound Liberal! n.t

[zanne]

129. I loved the "true" or "false" questions....

Especially "Being a pimp is a good thing"--True or False

[Mad_Dem_X]

131. Level Five!

Wrathful and gloomy, that's me!

[YankeyMCC]

133. 2nd level

he sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[puerco-bellies]

134. Level 2, Geeze I interrupted my porn parade for this..

Now, where is that Helen of Troy babe..?

[redqueen]

135. second level for me as well

not too bad i suppose :)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

136. Why the 7th? I'm a good girl, I am!

[Burma Jones]

138. First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.



Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

[noonwitch]

140. Purgatory

I repent for my sins, so I get a chance.

[tigereye]

141. sitting here in Limbo

I'm just not a wrathful or vindictive person! ;)

Sitting In Limbo

Sitting here in limbo, but I know it won't be long.
Sitting here in limbo, like a bird without a song.
Well they're putting up resistance, but I know
that my faith will lead me on.

Sitting here in limbo, waiting for the dice to roll.
Sitting here in limbo, got some time to search my soul.
Well they're putting up resistance but I know
that my faith will lead me on.
I don't know where life will lead me, but I know where I've been.
I can't say what life will show me, but I know what I've seen.
Tried my hand at love and friendship, but all that is passed and gone.
This little boy is moving on.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the tide to flow.
Sitting here in limbo knowing that I have to go.
Well they're putting up resistance, but I know
that my faith will lead me on.
Sitting in limbo...

[Shell Beau]

143. Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

[sarge43]

144. The same level where the accordions players are dumped n/t

[NTL714]

145. good thing I don't believe in the aferlife

I'm in level 6 with womens arms and serpents hair and iron walls all around me. Also all the people who don't believe in the afterlife. That seems a little odd...

[Spacemom]

146. Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

I had no idea I was so lustful. :evilgrin:

[Wetzelbill]

147. we've been in it for 6 years now

Level 10. Also known as the "Contract For America" level. :)