Substitute the word "POTATO" for everything.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Change your name to Potato. Legally. Do it now.
Don't think about it. Take a chance for once in your
life. Right now. Or first thing in the morning. Then,
when you do that, use potato at least once in every
sentence, and see if anybody notices. If they don't
notice, then use it twice in every sentence. If they do
notice, simply deny it and accuse them of being out of
their mind. Then gradually substitiute the word potato
for all nouns in your thought and speech and writing.
See if it calms you down. I bet it does. But you'll
never know unless you take a chance.

[Deja Q]

1. Why, what a large potato you've got!

:rofl:

[ornotna]

2. Potato!

Potato potato potato, potato potato. Potato potato potato potato potato.
Potato potato -----> potato
potato
potato!














Yeah,I know this is lame. Deal with it.:bluebox:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

5. Dr. OSCAR Maúrtua De Romaña, Minister of Potatoes.

What else could you cut the eyes out of it and another of it
and a whole bunch more of it will grow out of it? What can you make
both a salad, a malted, and a French fry out of it? What has
a famine named after it? What other thing that the misspelling of
it is the most famous thing a Vice-President of the USA ever did
is? Tick-tock, tick-tock, time's up!

[Bunny]

3. .

[A-Schwarzenegger]

4. Potatoes are so cool they should wear shades.

I think the earth should be shaped like a potato.
I potato potatoes.

[REDKING]

6. Conan the potatoe....Hehehe

:D

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. Good to see you

sobered up.