If the Rapture's coming today, can someone come over and get it on w/ me?

[LaraMN]

I mean the pool cover, of course. I don't want a bunch of levitating fundies shitting in my pool, like pigeons.

[Crazy Dave]

1. I wonder if the rapture will happen here sooner on EDT....

...than on the west coast?

[LaraMN]

2. I don't know, but I fear having to break into my bird flu stash of tuna.

:scared:

[Crazy Dave]

3. At least I won't be alone as...

...none of the people I know, myself included, are going anywhere.

[riona]

4. or your duct tape.

[taterguy]

5. Isn't that your husband's job?

[LaraMN]

6. He's at work! There's no time!

:o :rofl:

[taterguy]

7. I'm on the way

Although the fact that I don't know where you live will mean that it might take me a while to get there :)

[rustydog]

8. When the Rapture comes....Can I have your I-Pod?

[LaraMN]

11. As if I have an I-Pod!

And as if I'd be going anywhere! I'm a heathen. :7

[miss_american_pie]

9. You sure they aren't coming for you?

Maybe your hair dye incident yesterday was a sign? ;)

[LaraMN]

10. Omg! It was like boob stigmata!

I should have known; it wasn't the dye....
:o

[tigereye]

12. ah

:rofl: