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PurgedVoter Donating Member (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:20 AM
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I blame the Republicans for the loss of my arm.
It happened the morning after an incredible drinking binge that I don't even want to remember.

I woke up, looked over, and saw Ann Coulter.:shrug:
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bryant69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:22 AM
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1. Yeah, that'll do it.
You're lucky, actually.

Bryant
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EST Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:27 AM
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2. `Sharp sticks in the eyes and ears
might've saved your arm, or leaving your teeth in their glass...
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 08:30 AM
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3. you might want to cut something else off too
it'll be mercy killing, trust me. :rofl:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:40 AM
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4. how long did it take for you to gnaw it off?
I pity animals that have to do that when caught in a deathtrap . . .
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:41 AM
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5. Also, have your body checked for
every known type of STD and venereal diseases . . . oh, and check for bite marks on the neck . . . usually two small puncture wounds over the jugular . . .
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-09-06 10:56 AM
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6. And that is why you never vote Republican...
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