Hemorrhoids - what a pain in the ass!

[meow2u3]

The itching, burning, even the bleeding. I can't even sit down without the pain!

[China_cat]

1. Who tested Preparation A through G?

Some assholes.

[meow2u3]

5. That's a good one

:rofl:

[mwooldri]

6. *cackle*

:rofl: :rofl: :applause:

[Radio_Lady]

2. Seriously, you might contact a gastroenterologist who specializes in

treating hemorrhoids.

They are quite annoying, but there are treatments.

In peace,

Radio_Lady

[Xipe Totec]

3. T. M. I. n/t

[Meshuga]

4. I've had bad ones!

They are terrible. You trully know the meaning of a pain-in-the-ass when you get them. Get bioflavanoids suplements at your local GNC. It helps heal faster!

And take warm baths. It helps!

[WCGreen]

9. Hence the name......

[radwriter0555]

7. Cod liver oil capsules help

the elimination process not be so rough on the lil danglers. They're good for you and smooth the poopies so they're not so painful on the little guy.

[Nicole]

8. Sounds painful

Hope you find some relief for that.

[meow2u3]

10. I had been kidding

I tricked some of youse. I was kidding about the hemorrhoid stuff :evilgrin:

[951-Riverside]

11. Take a swab of cotton and rubbing alcohol....

...wait I'll save that one for Bush :D

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. That probably WOULD help, if you could get past the initial sting.

After all, the itching and burning are from "dirt" in the wound. And by dirt I mean poo.

[meow2u3]

13. That swab can cause Bush some brain damage

:evilgrin: